i wish cell phones existed in skyrim specifically because my greatest wish is for miraak to text me shit like "kys fr not in minecraft you won't" it would have me swooning

THE TYRANNY OF THE SUN IS OVER

lord of the hunt, hircine

to blind the dragon, you must...

my secret Santa piece for @eleayres! happy holidays from the College - don't forget to keep up with your studies 😎

thanks to @scorchedcandy for hosting this event!!

by the way i never posted my skyrim character tova (: she loves to steal things (:

ALMSIVI pre-apotheosis

i had fun with these!!! i just wanted to shove them all in one big post together tbh

#6 for Molly and Martin our friend Martin. destroy me

nothing a wash and a little stitching can't fix. it will have scars to match yours, my friend; that's all.

was gonna make it in color but i kept fucking it up

good news, ive discovered that the maximum dick size in skyrim as per racemenu sliders is somewhere around the distance between riften and solitude, plus a few more hundred or so miles. give or take a little bit for going well beyond the draw distance

@skyrimgeolocator help the cuck chair has been tormenting me for months

do the creators of beyond skyrim know how funny they are

putzing around with a possible akatosh!martin design

Shh babygirl, I know it's not actually 7,000 steps to High Hrothgar. It's actually 763, but canonically, it's 7,000. Shh, I know love. It's ok. It's Skyrim Darling,followers can get trapped in walls,people can swim in mid air and you can break doors with dinner plates. Let it go. It will all be alright.

Someone needs to get some better screenshots of Gelebor and Vyrthur for uesp, because right now the images of them on their pages look like this