“Fuck you and the horse you rode in on” Okay it’s fine to hate me or whatever but you do understand the horse is not a part of this right. Like he’s only here because I got on his back and steered him here. I treat him exceptionally well but if he saw anything slightly strange he would run into the woods and forget about me forever. Take it back.

This is the same coworker who didn't know that different countries use different money

Happy pride month why did my coworker in the ID department just ask tell me he noticed that a lot of gay men see the doctor he works for. "Huh. Isn't that interesting?" He thought this was a unique observation and genuinely did not know why this could be. "Just the area we live in I guess" I hate him

the humble "like" is oft mocked despite what it does for us. "like, three people" is a vastly different statement from "three people". "and i was like 'what the fuck'" is vastly different from "and i said 'what the fuck'". i love you "like" and anyone who says you make people sound stupid will be killed on sight

jock laughing derisively at a nerd during a frat party: i dont know that i do have a "true self" in any concrete sense, dork

whoever keeps shooting rusty chains with hooks at me from the darkness STOP

Please reblog, I'm curious

Dungeon meshi is about taking care of yourself physically so you can be fucking insane at full capacity

yellow pikmin are my favorite

Me showing my mutuals from one fandom a blorbo from another fandom knowing damn well they dgaf:

the smallest artist i listen to? probably the bird outside my window

i think one of the coolest things we did is absolutely DESTROY rainbows for homophobes. these ppl literally can’t see a rainbow without flying into a rage, it’s awesome.

this pride month I am wishing everyone a very stop overanalyzing yourself and just have fun with it. have gay sex. don't have any sex. try on a new gender. stop caring about gender at all. talk to your doctor about hormones. go on a date. break up with the person you dont love. whatever it is you have been putting off doing by dithering about it in your head. just do that and fully experience how it feels without trying to put it into words. if you still need a word for it later there will be one. they aren't going anywhere. but people were here before language and there's only so far language can go in giving you a fulfilling human experience. so if you are hiding behind finding the right words for whatever it is your heart wants i hope this month you get the courage to just do it instead.

A Man of Few Words