whenever i read a memoir i’m like how did you remember all that
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i know this is coming from a place of like intense sexual objectification and homophobia and racism not to mention the world ending efforts of big oil but unfortunately it is so funny
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literally this
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“can bisexuals use faggot” what a ridiculous question. of course we can. i just used one the other day
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absolutely criminal how falling into bad habits is the easiest thing in the world while developing positive habits feels like fighting a literal war
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you ever get surprised by your own recurring issues. like come on man. I thought we were past this.
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my favorite thing about the mystery genre is that we all accept the concept of "world famous detective" without hesitation even though that is absolutely not a real category of celebrity
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It’s el muchacho monday
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what the fuck is a salesforce. we're briefly alive for a few violent decades
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you cannot advertise to me in a way that matters.
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RPGs don't start you in peaceful verdant fields anymore it's always "you awaken deep within the writhing rectum of Glorganus, the insane blood god"
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do you think mocking catholicism is funny
yes. next question
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remember, before you post, think SMART
Start discourse
Make up arguments
Ad hominem
Reading the post is for losers
Talk without thinking
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