Oh no, oh no, he is seducing me with his deep passion for his field of study and his genuine joy at teaching people about it

I'm like if a sensitive sweetheart was a bit bitter and loathesome

hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious

"I cant draw" then do it bad who gives a fuck.....

"i love complex queer identities" you guys couldn't even handle frank n furter

I must sleep. Sleep is the mind-healer. Sleep is the big-life that brings total ability to fucking do anything. I will face my bed. I will permit the blankie to pass over me and snores to pass through me. And when sleep has gone past I will turn the outer eye to greet the new morning. When the sleep has gone there will be everything. Energy and will to live will remain.

mr sandman

man me a sand

"he would not fucking say that" but you ever be looking at fanart and suddenly its "he would not fucking have abs"

i love arrows -> and drawing connections -> noticing patterns -> making my thoughts hold hands ->

TV writers will come up with vaguely weird & awkward mannerisms for a character and unwittingly craft exemplary autism representation, then try to write an explicitly autistic character and commit a hate crime

hate when my mutuals have lives. girl post

pop up ads on pirating websites are so fucking funny. "do you want sex?" if I wanted to have sex do you really think I'd be watching doctor who. answer quickly

you HAVE to fag it up every day so that little girls at the antique mall know they have options

The four penguins from Madagascar are, somehow, isekaied in the middle of the clone wars