also tonight is the first time in literal months possibly over a year that i’ve used the tumblr app and they’ve made the ux SO BAD that idk how you guys are still here

Who do you talk to the most on here? 🫶

i actually don’t rly use tumblr anymore but i speak to @jordanshenderson basically 24/7/365 on other apps lol and we first met on here

why think about liverpool losing when i can think about vvd/hendo/ali ot3 inspired by challengers?

(side note i barely know what the film is about but i Love Tennis and i just want an excuse to write a tennis fic)

believe in me (i believe in you)

930 words fluff

Jordan flips the waffle maker and smiles at his reflection in the kitchen window. He loves this. It smells like home, but not his home. Not muddy cleats and Jodie’s bubble bath, the scent of his childhood. No, it smells like Virgil’s home - damp grass and earthy river water, cinnamon syrup and sweet floral perfume. The home that he invited Jordan to, where his entire family opened their arms with a warm welcome.

how u take my video and make it look like it was filmed on a potato

just a reminder that people who create fanwork do not owe you anything. writing fanfiction, drawing fanart etc is entirely voluntary and something that should be done for fun!! putting pressure on someone to put out the next chapter of their fic isn't helping anyone, especially since most fandom creators are students and/or have a job, and also just. have a life. they have friends and family and things to do. and to people who create content, thank you!! you're appreciated!!

wondered how long it'd take before that video was screen recorded and shared to twitter (without credit i may add)

they should make it easier

guys phil dunster is so thicc i could only see where he was based on the jiggle of his [redacted]

toheeb & phil at game4ukraine 🇺🇦

god i love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home

by the way i brushed my teeth and drank a litre of water and i can still taste it. i even swallowed a tiny bit of mouthwash to try and burn the taste from my throat.

nope.

tried a new vape juice flavour today and it is fucking disgusting it has tainted my entire pod which was brand new and i am fuming. it tastes like someone threw up in my vape. elfliq your days are numbered selling that shit should be illegal

tried a new vape juice flavour today and it is fucking disgusting it has tainted my entire pod which was brand new and i am fuming. it tastes like someone threw up in my vape. elfliq your days are numbered selling that shit should be illegal

my brand

THAT anon

the only hendo that exists is the one in my head the real one is dead to me

thank goodness 😮‍💨 but no pressure to you!!!!! just glad to hear that ❤️

and yes, i will watch ted lasso! when i find the time hopefully... 👍😂

ngl i feel like i need to list vh headcanons (aka the version of them that only exists to me and you guys who read my fic) to get my mind off that little shit leaving lollll

pls watch i know you'll love it <3

just got forced into a discussion about hendo with a colleague who has only worked here a couple of weeks and didn’t know i liked football and so i had to pretend i was normal about it

totally understand the vibes being off, radio silence from the club (did they even repost it??) but all the players showing support in the comments

also the fact that the commentators were not supposed to talk about hendo or fab during the last match is weird

i thought jordan sounded really stilted and rehearsed in the video but maybe he’s just not a great public speaker but then thinking back to how passionate he sounded during post win speechs?? like what is going on

the amount of feeling in the video the rest of the players did for him vs the feeling in his video is yikessssss.. i understand it was scripted but also he didn’t need to sound so robotic??? i can’t get my head around it