Ricky: What’s your biggest fear? Justin: I am incredibly arachnophobic. Ricky, under their breath: You don’t want spiders to get married?

Vinny: If I didn't know any better, I'd say you're impressed. Chris: But you do know better.

Vinny: I don't know, it's not my cup of tea. Justin: Well then whose is it? Vinny, staring at a cup of tea: I don't know!

Vinny: My favorite outdoor activity is going back inside.

Justin: Alright Ricky, what do you want? Ricky: I want Balz to disown you and adopt me!

Ryan: Many people are mildly dehydrated and don’t realize it. You should drink at least six glasses of water per day. Ricky: No, eight glasses! Justin: I heard ten. Balz: You need to drink at least five glasses of water per minute. later… Chris: Okay, I just read through every study I could find to try to figure out whether low-grade dehydration is even a real thing. Ryan: What did you learn? Chris: If you spend all day doing research and forget to eat or drink, you start to feel pretty bad. Ricky: I’ll get some water. Chris: But how many glas–whoa, feeling dizzy. Vinny: Maybe you should just drink straight from the tap.

Justin: Guys, my friend here is bilingual. Vinny: Yes. Justin: Which means they like both boys and girls. Vinny: Ye- wait, what- Ryan: Justin, that's not what bilingual means- Justin: Shhh, it's okay Vinny. I still love you, man. Vinny & Ryan: … Justin: bUT NOT LIKE THAT-

Ryan: You know what? Let’s give it a go. What’s the worst that could happen? Vinny: Humiliation, embarrassment, fire, explosions, collisions, tears, nudity and death.

Justin: Vinny is not allowed to decide which one of us is the chosen one.

Chris: very seriously You need to stop doing weird things to cope with the stress. Going outside might help. Justin: I went to the park today. Chris: There you go! I hope you got something from that. Justin: opening their coat This duck.

Chris: Do you mind if I slyly mention that you’re single? Vinny: Do not do that. Chris: You won’t even notice! Ryan, entering: Chris, you wanted to see me again? Chris: Vinny's single Vinny:

Balz is substitute teaching Student: What did you say? Balz: I said, whoever threw that paper, your mom’s a hoe!

Ricky to Chris: Turn that frown upside-down! a little while later Ricky: What are you doing? Chris, trying to do a handstand: You told me to “turn that frown upside-down” but it’s not working .

Justin, to Ricky: All right, let’s tell each other a secret about ourselves. I’m going to go first– I hate you.

Balz: You’re a horrible person! Vinny: Maybe. But I’m rich and I’m pretty, so it doesn’t really matter.

Ryan: Having two partners is both amazing and complicated. But all our problems are solved with communication. Chris: It’s my turn to cuddle Vinny. Ryan: FIVE MORE MINUTES DAMMIT!