I wish my self esteem was as high as my stress levels
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I just alternate between ‘maybe I’m smarter than I give myself credit for’ and ‘maybe I’m dumber than I realized’
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No one admits is but everyone’s REAL favorite ship dynamic is just
Person A: Character you can project onto
Person B: Your type
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oh to be part of a snail friends group and eat some mushrooms with ur snail knife and ur snail fork
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villanelle in disguise at eve’s funeral: we are gathered here today because somebody wouldnt move to alaska and watch a movie with me!!!!!!
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you: are you okay?
me: *looks off into the distance*
me: in theory.
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Derry Girls has more accurately represented my high school experience than any American teen show I’ve ever seen every other word is fuck or christ and they talk about sex but never actually have any like that’s it lads that’s it
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imagine not hating the army. it’s 2019,,,,grow up
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hmmm. hmm. i think today is a day to wrap myself in a large blanket and lie very still
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Me: So you remember in the ALTA finale when Aang gets slammed against a rock in JUST the right spot so his chakra is unblocked and it realigns his whole spirit & body and he is able to reach his full potential as the avatar?
My Chiropractor: What?
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GOD I found another article about why ADHD kids say “I don’t know” so much. my entire childhood was getting yelled at for doing some ADHD shit and me not being able to offer an explanation when asked why I did something.
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Hot take but sign language should be taught in schools as a language option and all cinemas should provide subtitles on all their movie screenings
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mr hozier PLEASE cover toxic by britney spears mr hozier PLEASE
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lol lady gaga…. what’s she up to these days?
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might fuck around and let nature reclaim me
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