wowza ! sorry i haven’t been here so much y’all, i got caught up in some school bullshit. 

when will st.aff stop fucking up their website ??? find out in the next dragon ball z !

here’s a  STARTER CALL,  i guess !

seeing all the bnha on the dash brings me to tears because i used to have so many muses in that rpc u_u

                    ❛  you     look     you     could     use     a     hand     there .  ❜      an     idle     comment     passed  ,     hands     remain     in     the     confines     of     his     pockets .     lips    quirk    to    the    side    as     he    watches  ,     clearly    amused     with     the     current     scenario .     though  ,    it’s     not     long     until     he     decides     to     CLARIFY     his     intentions .     ❛ oh  ,     no  ,     i’m     not     gonna     help     you  ,     i     just     noticed     you     straining     to     reach     the     top     shelf     from     down     the    aisle     and     decided     to     get     closer     to     watch     you     inevitably     fail .  ❜    a     pause.      ❛      but     if     you     pay     me  ,     i     MIGHT     have     a     sudden     change     of     heart.    ❜

@thickcrskiin  //  sc !

                    complete     &&.     utter     silence .     he’s     not     sure     how     long     he’s     been     staring  ,     but     considering     how     his     expression     looks     borderline     confused  ,     it’s     safe     to     assume     it’s     been     A     WHILE .     &&.     yes  ,     while     he     voluntarily     signed     up     for     "  family     bonding  "     (  or     as     it     actually     was;     butch     bragging    nonstop     about     his     CLEARLY     EXAGGERATED     endeavors .  )     with     his     brother  ,     that     act     was     promptly     put     out     of     motion     the     moment     he     noticed     brick     wasn’t     paying     him     any     mind .    he     could     only     ASSUME     his     fellow     ruffian     was     either     daydreaming    or     uninterested .     butch     was     no     longer     the     center     of     attention  ,     &&.     even     if     was     a     TAD     IRRITATING  ,     the     tables     have     already     turned .     blinking     slowly  ,     a    hand     would    raise  ,     thumb     &&.    index     finger     coming     together     only     to     push     apart     with     a     loud     (  SNAP !!!  )     in     an     attempt     to     pull     the     other     back     to     reality .     ❛  hey  ,    earth     to     brick .     come     back     down     from     outer     space——    and     get     that     look     off     your     face .     you     look     stupid .  ❜

@voidfcllen  //  sc  for brick !

here’s a  STARTER CALL,  i guess !

☆ ◦∘ ══ ID: BUTTERCUP UTONIUM  /  briilliance !

@vilenergy

“I thought there was a no dogs allowed sign here.”

                    ❛  must     not     be     if     you’re     here .  ❜

here’s a  STARTER CALL,  i guess !

❛  well yeah, that’s how all of life works.  ❜

* THE COMEBACK KID SENTENCE STARTERS .  //  @mrbcks !

                    ❛  that’s     a     load     of     bullshit .  ❜       words     spat     viciously  ,     nose     crinkling     as     arms     remain     crossed     over     his     chest .     if     he     could  ,     he’d     roll     his     eyes;     but     given     the     fact     that’s     all     he’s     been     doing     since     she     opened     that     mouth     of     hers  ,     he’ll     abstain     JUST     THIS     ONCE     in      favor     of     sucking     his     teeth     instead .     a    forced     (  TSK !  )    emits    from     his     mouth  ,     followed    by    the     SLUMP     of     shoulders .       ❛  if      you’re     really     gonna     sit     here     and     tell     me     that’s     how    life    works  ,  well     …     hate     to     be     the     bearer     of     bad     news  ,     princess   ,     but     that’s     not     how     my     life     works .  ❜       thus     he     chuckles  ,     brows    coming    together     slightly     to     form     a     crease .     butch     leans     down     to    match     her     height     (  oh     la     la !     up     close     &&.     personal !     just     how     he     likes     it .  ) .     ❛  so     here’s     a     word     of     advice     from     yours     truly  ,     if     you     don’t     grab     life     by     the     horns     and     ram     it’s     ugly     mug     into     the    concrete  ,     it’s     gonna     come     back     to     BITE     YOU     in     the     ass .  ❜

                                                                  Go ahead. 

                                                   I’ll be the villain you can blame.

      ❛ if i’m goin’ down, then i’m goin’ down SWINGIN’ ! 

 ind. BUTCH ROWDYRUFF from 1998′s powerpuff girls. / written by sprout. / ☠  ☠.

*  JOHN  MULANEY ;  THE  COMEBACK  KID.

❛  we’ve all gone too big too fast and then run out of the room.  ❜ ❛  block letters and cursive look good together!  ❜ ❛  yeah, but the past is the past.  ❜ ❛  i mean we’re all violent here, but you’re very friendly.  ❜ ❛  i don’t give off that vibe.  ❜ ❛  you could pour soup in my lap and i’ll probably apologize to you.  ❜ ❛  i’m so open and vulnerable.  ❜ ❛  i love saying “my wife”, it sounds so adult.  ❜ ❛  marriage is gonna be very magical.  ❜ ❛  ooh, who’s that fella? i bet he did kill his wife.  ❜ ❛  how could another person kill someone?  ❜ ❛  i’m not gonna do it, but i totally get it.  ❜ ❛  it’s creepy to have an ex out there after things have ended badly.  ❜ ❛  anyone who’s seen my dick and met my parents has to die.  ❜ ❛  that’s not even a situation.  ❜ ❛  hey, you seen any loose milk?  ❜ ❛  i don’t know if you can tell that from the… everything about me.  ❜ ❛  … and a hush falls over the room.  ❜ ❛  isn’t it weird how that became a scandalous thing?  ❜ ❛  it was just some boring shit i had to do on weekends.  ❜ ❛  aw, she’s ugly!  ❜ ❛  wouldn’t you give like a million dollars to see that wedding video?  ❜ ❛  ‘cause you know how you lie to your parents?  ❜ ❛  what? huh? what? when? when?  ❜ ❛  let’s see, what problems can we solve?  ❜ ❛  that’s not how you talk.  ❜ ❛  let’s change it to trick ___.  ❜ ❛  it’s like having a baby that’s also a grandma.  ❜ ❛  oh, the things i have seen, you cocksucker.  ❜ ❛  ___  is my best friend in the world, i give her a million kisses a day.  ❜ ❛  you are no longer the alpha of the house.  ❜ ❛  look upon your sovereign,  ___,  and  tremble!  ❜ ❛  it’s haunted, but it has a lovely kitchen backsplash.  ❜ ❛  i love real estate agents. i mean, they are the true heroes.  ❜ ❛  it was like hanging out with my mom.  ❜ ❛  they always have that ‘fun mom’ energy.  ❜ ❛  so, there’s no toilets.  ❜ ❛  well yeah, that’s how all of life works.  ❜ ❛  this is an on - fire garbage can.  ❜ ❛  this is an on - fire garbage can. could be a nursery.  ❜ ❛  sometimes babies will point at me, and i don’t care for that shit at all.  ❜ ❛  you’re never too young to learn our national no - snitching policy.  ❜ ❛  fell deadly silent, is what they all did.  ❜ ❛  no one wants to applaud the penis of a 32 - year old weirdo.  ❜ ❛  i had no supervision when i was a kid.  ❜ ❛  i grew up before children were special.  ❜ ❛  i’m so horny and angry all the time.  ❜ ❛  and i have no outlet for it, so…  eggs.  ❜ ❛  i think emily dickinson’s a lesbian.  ❜ ❛  you can imagine the kind of stress that i’m under.  ❜ ❛  i’m telling you three weeks in advance.  ❜ ❛  that’s exactly what you won’t ask.  ❜ ❛  and then, he ordered one black coffee for himself, and kept driving.  ❜ ❛  in retrospect, that’s the funniest thing i’ve ever seen in my life.  ❜ ❛  what do you do to afford v-necks, ___?  ❜ ❛  ah, numbers. the letters of math.  ❜ ❛  no one look at me or i’ll kill myself.  ❜ ❛  thank you, no one will ever see me again!  ❜ ❛  who could she have been talking to?  ❜ ❛  i need you to believe me.  ❜ ❛  one feels like a duck when one is splashing around in all this wet!  ❜ ❛  i think about that every goddamn day.  ❜ ❛  that’s the wonderful thing about crazy people, you know?  ❜ ❛  eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs.  ❜ ❛  a very upsetting thing to hear, yes?  ❜ ❛  if you eat ass and suck enough dick, one day you can sell drugs.  ❜ ❛  one black coffee. same motherfucker.  ❜ ❛  my feet were not on the ground.  ❜ ❛  he never forgets a bitch, ever.  ❜ ❛  then it is revealed that she has NO hand.  ❜ ❛  you have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclaire.  ❜

both theme &&. rules page are up !

If I’m going down,                              you can damn well bet I’m taking you with me. 

* VIOLENT ACTION STARTERS Send me a NUMBER for your muse to : 

001. — Backhand my muse. 002. — Stab my muse.  003. — Put out a cigarette on my muse’s skin. 004. — Hit my muse with a blunt object.  005. �� Throw something large at my muse.  006. — Kick my muse. 007. — Punch my muse. 008. — Break one of my muse’s bones. 009. — Scratch my muse. 010. — Headbutt my muse. 011. — Shoot my muse. 012. — Knock my muse out. 013. — Strangle my muse. 014. — Push my muse roughly. 015. — Grab my muse by the hair. 016. — Bruise my muse. 017. — Threathen my muse with an object of harm.  018. — Go to harm my muse’s eyes. 019. — Bite my muse. 020. — Tear away parts of my muse’s skin. 021. — Force my muse’s head under water. 022. — Throw something scalding at my muse. 023. — Burn my muse. 024. — Step on my muse’s fingers. 025. — Rip one of my muse’s teeth out. 026. — Slash my muse’s achilles tendon ( s ). 027. — Clothesline my muse. 028. — Harm my muse enough for them to cough up blood.  029. — Drive into my muse with a vehicle. 030. — Electrocute my muse. 031. — Slam my muse against a wall. 032. — Force my muse’s arm behind their back. 033. — Kick my muse’s crotch. 034. — Trip my muse. 035. — Put my muse in a headlock. 036. — Break my muse’s nose. 037. — Force their fingers down my muse’s throat. 038. — Crack my muse’s head against a wall. 039. — Attempt to kill my muse. 040. — Attempt to kill my muse creatively.

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