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viking369 · 33 minutes
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join praxis now - discord - github
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viking369 · 34 minutes
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MURICA!
I cant believe this tweet is how I find out
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viking369 · 37 minutes
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Melania is NOT the reason Trump covered up the hush money.
To hide from Melania, ZERO need to paper it as fake legal fees.
Melania has never had access to Trump’s business finances. They could’ve paid Stormy Daniels directly.
They were hiding it because of the ELECTION.
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viking369 · 3 hours
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viking369 · 3 hours
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Please take the time to read and share this🙏
Together we will make a difference
For every ‘Free Congo’ item purchased, we donate directly to a globalgiving.org project dedicated to rescuing and rehabilitating these children, offering them a path towards a brighter, hope-filled future.
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viking369 · 3 hours
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It's easy to claim you're the greatest batter ever when you're born on first base.
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It's easy to think you'd be able to do something when you know that you'd never have to actually do it.
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viking369 · 3 hours
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viking369 · 3 hours
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Why "smart" is stupid in one easy lesson.
According to a recent report published by the Aargauer Zeitung (h/t Golem.de), around three million smart toothbrushes have been infected by hackers and enslaved into botnets.
The most cyberpunk thing on your dash today.
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viking369 · 3 hours
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A hiker, clearly shaken, enters a remote English village pub, his clothes all torn and he's full of scratches. 
"You won't believe this," he says to the bartender. "I was attacked by a leopard!"
"Really?"
"Yes! A leopard! In England!" The hiker sits down and orders the strongest liquor they've got. "I tried to run, but it was if course much faster than me."
The hiker gets his glass, empties it, and asks for another. "It sent me to the ground with a mighty push from its paws, but weirdly enough it then just gave me a really sad look and left."
"Ah, you met Father Andrews," the bartender says, matter-of-factly.
"What do you mean?" asks the tourist, confused.
"Father Andrews was our priest. A truly kind-hearted man, loved by all. His only goal in life was to serve his congregation as well as he could. So when he one day found a lamp with a genie, his very first wish was to be a loving shepherd to the community."
"That's nice "
"Absolutely, if only he hadn't been so prone to spoonerisms."
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viking369 · 3 hours
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If you need the threat of damnation to keep you in line, you aren't a good person, you're a bad person on a leash.
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viking369 · 3 hours
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The reason I could do this job without emotional damage is because I gave up on effectively all of humanity nearly 60 years ago.
More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here
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viking369 · 3 hours
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Boromir + concern for the Hobbits
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viking369 · 3 hours
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Look at all the Tumblr comments over there. We must be careful lest the outside world discover we still live.
things i’ll not call you a whore for:
sexual activity
how you dress
things i’ll call you a whore for:
stealing my food 
stealing my lemons
my cat likes you more than me
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viking369 · 3 hours
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"Don't use Libby because it costs libraries too much, pirate instead" is such a weird, anti-patron, anti-author take that somehow manages to also be anti-library, in my professional librarian-ass opinion.
It's well documented that pirating books negatively affects authors directly* in a way that pirating movies or TV shows doesn't affect actors or writers, so I will likely always be anti-book piracy unless there's absolutely, positively no other option (i.e. the book simply doesn't exist outside of online archives at all, or in a particular language).
Also, yeah, Libby and Hoopla licenses are really expensive, but libraries buy them SO THAT PATRONS CAN USE THEM. If you're gonna be pissed at anybody about this shitty state of affairs, be pissed at publishing companies and continue to use Libby or Hoopla at your library so we can continue to justify having it to our funding bodies.
One of the best ways to support your library having services you like is to USE THOSE SERVICES. Yes, even if they are expensive.
*Yes, this is a blog post, but it's a blog post filled with links to news articles. If you can click one link, you can click another.
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viking369 · 3 hours
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i'm sorry but this is the only submission to this trend that i'll consider giving any thought to
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viking369 · 3 hours
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viking369 · 3 hours
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The GOP started repeating history in 2016
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