WHEN I FINALLY HOOK UP WITH MY CRUSH

IT’S LIKE:

WHEN I REALIZE HE’S A JERK, I’M LIKE:

bahahahahhaha

MWD pays tribute to some of our favorite fans. Keep doing you.

When I run into a guy who dumped me

When I unexpectedly run into a random hook up

life is one big circumstance.

Vulnerability

There's that one moment, right as you close your eyes and tilt your head, when you feel your heartbeat bubbling up your esophagus. It's before your lip muscles tense and begin throbbing from the intensity. You're covered in tingles, like it's snowing in June. It's when your eyes connect with that other person, and you realize what's to come. With that realization, you blink and open your eyes again, this time deep pools of blue, brown, hazel or green with no steely gaze as a shutter. Before the thought of shedding any clothing crosses your mind, you unzip and cast your defenses to the side. Your eyelids begin to fall and your lips begin to part, as a symbol of demure acceptance to the invitation given seconds ago. Your tongue runs the rim of your mouth as your breathing becomes shallow. Every little movement is magnified-- every eyelash fluttering, every dust speck settling on your face.You open yourself to attack; in fact you plead for it. In a flash, you have surrendered.

#truth

WHEN SOMEONE THINKS THEYRE MY FRIEND

I’M LIKE:

Rowan Atkinson and Christian Bale, 1985 

that bar is really.... urban.

When the boy I like likes me back

some days i miss working with books.

How I sometimes feel, working at a company that has published so many great books

(cheesy but true so just hush)

summary of my week in gifs.

Who's in your celebrity entourage?

Jay-Z, Aziz Ansari, Jennifer Lawrence, Emma Stone and Jason Segel.