Seeing these two posts back to back makes me wonder how long it'll be before Brennan attacks Sam with a halberd

This is the money Marge. Reblog for good fortune

It pisses me the fuck off that yoga is actually ancient and really good for you. Part of me still feels like it was invented to extract wealth from white socal moms.

lil wayne's 2020 song "piano trap" features the line "percocet got me vertical". which i assume is him mixing up his horizontal and vertical. nevertheless, i can't escape the mental image of wayne popping a bunch of percs and then immediately standing ramrod straight at attention for six hours

should i get into bird watching?

pranking the new kid in the firing squad by telling all the other guys not to pull the trigger during his first execution

What can you say about how The Ghoul regards Lucy, this do-right vault dweller, when they cross paths? [...] She's a sheltered moral person because she had access to security and safety and resources in a vault setting, third or fourth or fifth generation, living underground in these secure environments and the rest of us were left to die on the surface. (x)

Dude really just said "Cooper put Lucy in a jar to study and shake her"

And remember... don't lose your head!

Juan Ruiz aka Jvan Rviz (Spanish, b. Jaén, Spain, based Granada, Spain) - CÅt MovE$ #4, 2021, Paintings: Oil on Paper

this is the hardest any single image has ever gone

i told my friend’s dad that he was hot (it was in context with the conversation, he was complaining that he was feeling old, etc), and he said a very genuine thank you and the conversation moved on to other topic, my friend was now talking about something else entirely when his dad goes

“i think if i were born in your generation i might have been bisexual”

and friend got kinda mad at me lmao