Me bcos dennis got so fucked up by his parents and everything else that happened to him that he went insane and a product of those bad decisions he always made was Brian Jr and then he knew that he couldnt change quickly enough to be a good dad so he left because hed do more harm than good and the way he turned away when mandy tried to take the baby back im SICK SICK SICK he had a SON
Anon request- Mac feels guilty after ignoring Dennis when he's sick, thinking he's just slacking off. He soon learns that isn't the case, and has to reckon with a roommate on the brink of death.
I just bought the rest of the gang plushes by @gryphll even though Dennis hasn't arrived yet... I need to not have any money to spend on these purchases 😭
"Charlie chokes on an apartment and frank has to do the heimlich manoeuvre" I love it
monopoly with the gang (its always sunny in philadelphia)
- mac suggests the gane after charlie finds it stowed away in one of the cupboards. it takes some pleading but everyone reluctantly agrees to play. mostly because they have nothing better to do.
- as dee is setting up the board, the boys disappear for a minute and return wearing full suits.
- two minutes into the game, everyone remembers that charlie can barely count, let alone handle money. he’s having a good time though, so everyone lets it slide. charlie is also swallowing everyone else’s houses when they look away.
- dennis immediately breaks all allyship and friendship by lying straight to everyones faces, hiding his money, and verbally berating everyone until they surrender to his terms.
- dee is playing by the rules and is actually really good at monopoly. but it turns out frank is taking money from the bank and stuffing it into her piles when she’s not paying attention.
- without fail, everytime someone has to pay mac, he punches the air and goes “BOOYAH” completely unironically. the fourteenth time he does it, charlie lunges across the board to attack him.
- over the course of the game, there’s seven physical skirmishes, twelve real life bribes, six drink breaks where they just take shots, and one genuine poisoning attempt. the poisoning attempt only fails because charlie has built up an immunity to ingesting all cleaning products.
- dee wins and dennis goes dead silent before flipping the board and throwing houses and pieces at her. mac excuses himself to cry for a moment. charlie chokes on an apartment and frank has to do the heimlich manuever.