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victorianvineyard · 10 months
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just realized i havent posted on here in eons hi guys
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victorianvineyard · 1 year
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just finished the latest episode of succession and i'm so mad because nicholas braun has not exploded or been ripped apart by beasts yet
HBO MAX GET ON THIS IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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victorianvineyard · 1 year
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this isn’t anonymous but i don’t CARE!!!!!!!!!
1. who’s your absolute favorite paul dano character?
2. if you could take me and mark on a date anywhere in the world, with absolutely no limits or boundaries, what would the date be like? what would we do? what would we wear? what would our day look like?
3. if you could reexperience one moment in your lifetime, what would it be?
OMG OMG OMG OKAY
burt fabelman. he’s so special to me you have no idea. i love thinking about him but if i think about him for too long i start going insane. but ouh i love him.
VIENNA VIENNA WE ARE GOING TO VIENNA I AM TAKING YOU GUYS TO ALL THE MUSEUMS AND WE ARE GONNA GO TO A KAFFEEHAUS AND THEN GO DANCING
probably the moment in tenth grade when i threw my hat across the room and it landed perfectly on a hat rack. everyone thought i was so cool and i was like “damn. would you look at that. i am accepted by my peers.”
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victorianvineyard · 1 year
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"the barbie photos aren't even funny-" shut up!!! I like them!!!
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victorianvineyard · 1 year
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this barbie selfie generator is entertaining ◡̈
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victorianvineyard · 1 year
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does he give sigma male energy?
Absolutely not. Glasses are a sign of weakness--pitiful vision is a signal for submission. The smirk shows this beta's need to please. Real sigmas contemplate in the dark, basking in it's gloam. This man would not understand such things. His attire is that of a mindless sheep.
Dress to impress. The Joker knew this. I know this. Could you understand too?
Take a look around the investment guide in my bio if you think you could.
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victorianvineyard · 1 year
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✨✨JINGLE JANGLE WHATS THAT SOUND🔉👂🤔🤔🤔 ITS APRIL FIRST 🗓🥇☝️1️⃣ AND THATS NO 🚫JOKE🃏😂😂😂 WHY SPREAD A HOAX 😜😝🤪 WHEN YOU CAN SPREAD YOUR LEGS🦵🦵🍗💃LIKE A HEAUX 🥵❤️‍🔥😉AND GET SUCKED 🌪🌀 SILLY 😛😵‍💫 THIS APRIL FOOLS 🦍🥸 SEND 📮📦 THIS TO TEN 🔟 🙌 🦑 OF YOUR SLUTTIEST CLOWNS 🤡🤡🤡 IF U GET TEN BACK 📥📲 YOURE THE KING 🤴 👑 OF FOOLS 🃏🤪 GET FIVE ✋5️⃣ BACK AND YOURE A CLOWN 🤡 🤹🎪ABOUT TOWN 🏘🏙🥴🎩 LESS THAN FIVE ➖5️⃣😥AND THE JOKES ON YOU 😱😱😱😈😈😈 U WILL BE CURSED TO ONLY GET JESTER JOCK 🃏🤡🥳🍆🤢 FOR A YEAR 🗓🗓🗓🌎☀️😫😫😫 DONT❌ 4️⃣GET 2️⃣ SAY PLEASE 🙏🥺 AND PRANK YOU ‼️‼️‼️😇🤣🤣
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victorianvineyard · 1 year
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Sorry I cried wordlessly and motionless in your arms for like 30 minutes, that was probably scary. Can I still suck your dick?
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victorianvineyard · 1 year
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i do not know burt fabelman very well but he seems like the kind of guy who would say "don't mind if i do!" if you asked for sex.
HE WOULD. HE SO WOULD. he'd be in ur guts like "gee wilikers this pussy is bananas! 😊" hes such a dad it hurts
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victorianvineyard · 1 year
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paul dano art i made for his birthday C:
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victorianvineyard · 1 year
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“Mr. Nygma?” “Ms. Kring— Ms. Kringle?” “Would you open the door, please?” “Umm, I’m… One sec!”
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victorianvineyard · 1 year
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ed stimming + two that arent really stimming but i wanted to put them here lol
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victorianvineyard · 1 year
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Edward Nygma be like “Grrrrr I want Oswald dead so bad 😡😡😡😡😡 *misses opportunity to kill him* *misses opportunity to kill him* *misses opportunity to kill him* *misses opportunity to kill him* *mis
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victorianvineyard · 1 year
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victorianvineyard · 1 year
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what is your cishet male trait mine is being a car fan
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victorianvineyard · 1 year
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ed has probably survived on gatorade, monster, coca cola, cup noodles, and hungry man frozen dinners for the past 5 years. if you gave him a warm home cooked meal he’d wail like a newborn
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victorianvineyard · 1 year
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i like this screenshot i took of him . why are your glasses so far down your nose little greaseball. you look like you’re about to tell me that my library card is expired
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