Made the worst brownies ever created just now
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ADDING THIS TO MY VOCABULARY
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I haven't.
The most wretched tragedy is that we let those 18th century ponytails with bow ties for men get out of style
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Good old Merry did wHAT .
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Physically I'm in bed, but mentally I'm walking dramatically down the long corridor of my Gothic Victorian mansion with my black cape blowing in the wind of my majesticness.
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A Roman tribune’s spatha, 293 - 313 AD.
from Roman Officer Art & Designs
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his name is "loud is his bark." if you even care
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Genz d'armes 1415
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Bronze Mounted Knight -13th Century European toy
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this is actual ancient Roman graffiti! It is from the Villa of the Mysteries in Pompeii
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Not my white ass locked in the duke’s dungeon again because I fucked his favorite jester 😩
I didn’t know he was so territorial over the silly little guy 🙄
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it’s also fucked up that fat people literally fear going to the doctor for anything because they know the first thing out of their dr’s mouth no matter what their ailment is, is gonna be “lose weight lol” broken leg? lose weight. rash? lose weight. whooping cough? lose weight binch!!!!! like we get it. but can you just write my prescription you bitch so i can go eat a salad and not call you again until im about to die of the plague????
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