> physicist goes to event at their job
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there are two types of old timey gay poetry
1. oh my love there will come a time when the world will be kind to us and we may love each other openly our love is the purest thing
2. i wish my dick was honey and you were a bee
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editing a dna sequence feels illegal. like playing god. who am i to edit the fungus
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I saw myself in the mirror
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went to the business school building to study and what do i find abandoned in the men’s restroom but a fukkin pocket square. i hate this place
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they just don’t make automatons like they used to
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late summer treasures 🍅✨
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baby tripod fish (bathypterois grallator) | source
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people love to say “ask for help” as if asking for help gets you help that, uh, helps
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have you ever seen a take so absurd that, despite it having very little overall impact on you or the world, days later you find yourself going
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what’s the deal with tumblr censoring. i’ve seen full on hole and dick and balls with no nsfw label but i just saw a 19th century semi-nude painting marked nsfw
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just think! if ishmael had prozac we wouldn’t have moby dick.
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pro tip: never make a sim that looks like your ideal self. always make your sims a lil ugly.
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Alexei Savrasov - Hut in winter forest (1888)
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germaine arnaktauyok, “keeper of all animals,” n.d., etching
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i'm ready for fall
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