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vicissitune · 1 year
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doctors won’t tell you this but the human body wants to get sawed in half directly down the middle
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vicissitune · 1 year
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vicissitune · 2 years
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I thought Carmilla was more like your adopted little sister? Wait wait wait uh wait hold on...
...Are you saying Rook and I could have been like... cool lesbian aunts this whole time? We'll be right over.
you can't make me adopt any more fkn kids bro
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vicissitune · 2 years
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"any more"...? what's the current tally?
you can't make me adopt any more fkn kids bro
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vicissitune · 2 years
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What's the problem??
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vicissitune · 2 years
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Ah! Well, since I was putting myself in that category... I didn't want to say something like "refined and elevated tastes" or anything like that... even if it's true. I'm just so humble you know
TYPES OF TZIMISCE I HAVE SEEN/WITNESSED. AKA. THE TYPES OF TZIMISCE THAT EXIST: (you can only be 2 maximum but most are just 1....... dont try to be hot stuff unless you are..)
•Cenobites
•Junior Cenobites
•Mythological beasts
•"Oh, have you never seen wallpaper shiver?"
•Dinosaurs
•(oh uh are Volg- are the Volgyre- the Volggi- are those ones Tzimisce?)
•Ieuan (special, own category)
•Normal people with good taste
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vicissitune · 2 years
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Yeah okay...
"cenobite"? uhh yeah.... that's a masquerade violation??? I sure hope not...
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vicissitune · 2 years
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=[ then you're cursed I guess um sorry
"cenobite"? uhh yeah.... that's a masquerade violation??? I sure hope not...
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vicissitune · 2 years
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Ohh, yeah yeah... Okay, then maybe you all can go in the last category if that's alright...
TYPES OF TZIMISCE I HAVE SEEN/WITNESSED. AKA. THE TYPES OF TZIMISCE THAT EXIST: (you can only be 2 maximum but most are just 1....... dont try to be hot stuff unless you are..)
•Cenobites
•Junior Cenobites
•Mythological beasts
•"Oh, have you never seen wallpaper shiver?"
•Dinosaurs
•(oh uh are Volg- are the Volgyre- the Volggi- are those ones Tzimisce?)
•Ieuan (special, own category)
•Normal people with good taste
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vicissitune · 2 years
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"cenobite"? uhh yeah.... that's a masquerade violation??? I sure hope not...
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vicissitune · 2 years
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wait i have a better response....wait...
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vicissitune · 2 years
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It's like... piercings but all over? And all this leather and puzzles, and some mild flesh stuff, but from what I understand: mostly the uh piercing thing. It's from a videogame or a movie I think... It's like a freddy krueger creature
TYPES OF TZIMISCE I HAVE SEEN/WITNESSED. AKA. THE TYPES OF TZIMISCE THAT EXIST: (you can only be 2 maximum but most are just 1....... dont try to be hot stuff unless you are..)
•Cenobites
•Junior Cenobites
•Mythological beasts
•"Oh, have you never seen wallpaper shiver?"
•Dinosaurs
•(oh uh are Volg- are the Volgyre- the Volggi- are those ones Tzimisce?)
•Ieuan (special, own category)
•Normal people with good taste
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vicissitune · 2 years
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TYPES OF TZIMISCE I HAVE SEEN/WITNESSED. AKA. THE TYPES OF TZIMISCE THAT EXIST: (you can only be 2 maximum but most are just 1....... dont try to be hot stuff unless you are..)
•Cenobites
•Junior Cenobites
•Mythological beasts
•"Oh, have you never seen wallpaper shiver?"
•Dinosaurs
•(oh uh are Volg- are the Volgyre- the Volggi- are those ones Tzimisce?)
•Ieuan (special, own category)
•Normal people with good taste
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vicissitune · 2 years
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my bug-eyed chihuahua girlfriend would rip your golden retriever boyfriend limb from limb btw. i showed her his instagram and she started shaking and ate a cigarette off the ground
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vicissitune · 2 years
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Not to sound too excited but... don't spare us from any details you want to share- yes?
I’m craving a new project. A de-veining, perhaps? A board of some kind, bones compiled and crushed to ivory keys, skin doubled over and layered to create a luxuriously soft covering. The veins will be brought flush to the surface, and upon plucking one free from its’ rectangular binding one might hear the most wondrous noise… Oh, I am getting ahead of myself. I must prepare the materials first.
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vicissitune · 2 years
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hey babe whats that sound. yeah, that- that music. oh, its your villain theme? you didnt have a villain theme last time we met. it sounds really cool. aw, youre welcome. can you teach me how to get a villain theme? … unspeakable horrors? yeah, sounds like a date.
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vicissitune · 2 years
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More names ought to end in "n."... it's very becoming I sort of think
ieuan, ti(nat)in, um... dragon... hm
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