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vicissicude · 1 hour
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Cashier: all right, your total will be 49.87 you can tap or insert—
Me: hey. I just wanted to say… thank you for selling me these items.
^just a new interaction i was thinking of doing, to make the world a little brighter
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Thomas Jefferson experiences dysphoria
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Frank Horrigan and Dick Richardson
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vicissicude · 1 day
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Ive kissed my own shoulder during a hot jack off sesh so what? Not like im gonna run for president
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pirate captain that's always asking his crew whether they hate him or not
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Ok wait let her speak
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The fucking link to the Wikipedia for "cylinder". Brutal.
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ive found that partially treated mental illness can sometimes look to uninvolved onlookers like faked mental illness.
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wish I had money for projects. I need a patron
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vicissicude · 1 day
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Hey lesbians,
you may be thinking: “is that a dirty, muddy blanket that this girl just pulled out of a shallow river?”
and to that i answer: yes. yes it is.
but i had to work to get this dirty, nasty blanket out of the water. i had to fish it out with a really cool long stick.
you wanna know what else is long and cool, lesbians?
my list of mental illnesses. and my massive-
anyways, i didn’t just use a long stick to get this awful, mucky blanket. oh no. i had to get my hands in there. and i’m not afraid to get my hands dirty in some wet, filthy folds.
and oh yeah. my dms are open. your move, lesbians.
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hello my name is Very tiny flying insect i see you’ve got an uncovered beverage outdoors. Can i fall into it and kill myself please please please please please please please please please please
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Pacing back and forth solemnly considering this offer
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