cons of writing a "fuck around and find out" kind of fic is u introduce a character in the last third of the fic and you're like, oh, i wish you'd been there all along

what do you, as a writer, do with a character that canonically has a very bad time? why, give him a worse time

if a vampire were to steady my throat by wrapping their hand around it and maneuvering it so that they can feed from my neck i don’t think they would get anything. On account of all of the blood immediately rushing down to my

so i lost my head a while ago but you seem to have done no better 

for @nigeltde-fic who requested: ragnar/athelstan (vikings) + i am not done by fever ray 🖤

I’m fine

They've had a long week

shitty older brother core

for the love of all that is holy please dont tag this as ship god please

Alysanne was well loved throughout the realm, being both beautiful and high-spirited, as well as charming and keenly intelligent. Some said that she ruled the realm as much as the king did, and there was some truth to that. It was at her behest that King Jaehaerys at last forbade the right of the First Night, despite the many lords who jealously guarded it. And the Night’s Watch came to rename the castle of Snowgate in her honor, dubbing it Queensgate instead. They did this in thanks for the treasure in jewels she gave them to pay for the construction of a new castle, Deep Lake, to replace the huge and ruinously costly Nightfort, and for her role in winning them the New Gift that bolstered their flagging strength.

make me choose: anonymous asked Alysanne Targaryen or Alysane Mormont

I've been really excited to paint my versions of my beautiful ASOIAF OTP Jaime and Brienne.

Prints and merch of Brienne Prints and merch of Jaime

My art Instagram

HOUSE OF THE DRAGON

"The Rogue Prince" 01.02

it's a good thing the disco elysium soundtrack doesn't actually play in the background of actual events happening and i'm not there cause goddamn you would be hard pressed to ever get me out of martinaise terminal b

my_soulwax

sorry i can't come in to work today. yeah sorry they killed me off last night. yeah i just wasn't relevant to the plot anymore. i should be in tomorrow but i'll let you know.

i love thinking about snorlax & cubone bein buds

monster and neon fruit, the perfect blend of them both ❤

true i am no one without my cat memes and god tier jokes

What vibes do i give off??