on another note, watched The Mummy (1999) the other day and I couldn’t help  feel like the O’Connells and the Addams (Addams Family Values (1993) would get on really well ya know? The O’Connells are basically the pastel adventure version of the Addams, surely they would just be vibin’ over tea and crumpets in an extremely haunted mansion having a ball of a time

i am the very model of a modern gay millennial i have a tumblr blog and a prescription for estradiol i've problems economic, psychological, and medical and sympathies political which border on heretical

demonic cultivators Wei Wuxian & Jiang Cheng for @soresus 

Currently thinking about 18/19 year old Toph getting thrown in some random podunk fire nation town’s one-cell jail and being like “hey I’m broke as hell but I’ve got a friend who can bail me out can I make a call” and then 2 hours later Fire Lord Zuko himself slams open the door yelling “WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO THIS TIME YOU SHIT” 

Wei Wuxian coming out of the burial mounds not technically dead, but dead enough that inquiry works on him, to his chagrin

at this point it would be less of a liability for elon’s lawyers to just kill him and take their chances on a murder trial

i read the phrase “heist movie set in the first century CE” on twitter and, like, please:

they’re plotting to steal a million sesterces from the imperial treasury. Vespasian is emperor. there’s at least one wrist sundial. anachronistic and silly gadgets abound. everyone goes by Marcus. there’s a high-speed chariot chase scene.

so i've seen time travel aus where nie huaisang and jin guangyao get thrown back in time with their current memories intact and decide to work together and it Fixes Everything so Everyone Lives and like that's fine that's cool i get the appeal... but what i really want is an au where they go back and decide "perfect i'm gonna grind that bastard to paste before he can hurt da-ge" and "ok fine i guess i have to kill both nie brothers before one of them gets me" and —and this last part is crucial— their attempts to violently burn each other to the ground accidentally Fix Everything.

if you’re offline or away and i message you something (like a link to a meme or a picture or w/e) honestly just assume that i’m just leaving it there for when you get back and not expecting you to answer straight away. i don’t need you to respond with “hey, sorry, i wasn’t at the computer!” or anything. i was leaving u a gift for later.

The urban fantasy show I actually want to see is a hospital drama with a dedicated wing for supernatural illnesses.

Vampirism. Lycanthropy. Cheap spells gone wrong. A woman brought in for her prenatal has to be told her baby is a lindworm. Someone is literally being followed by the anthropomorphic personification of the Black Death.

Someone somewhere out there is having their perception of the world irreparably shattered by the knowledge that magic is real, and at the other side is a team of doctors who have to roll their eyes and pull out Grimm’s Complete Fairy Tales because some high school kid tried to go Carrie with a cheap spellbook and turn all the kids at prom into frogs, and the doctors have to wrangle a couple dozen teenagers into admitting if they have a true love who can break the spell.

😻 can watch this for ages 💕

you guys i finally finished the batfam wuxia/xianxia ensemble

“no metas in gotham” sect leader batman says as he desperately tries to keep this a wuxia show and not a xianxia