SECOND HOUSE CENTIPEDE SPOTTED MY FRIENDS!!!!!

sit on my lap and tell me about your day/interests while we both pretend you’re not slowly starting to grind against my thigh

i tried to come up with some silly or clever quip about the imposter syndrome and free floating anxiety that’s plaguing me today but i couldn’t so now i am just going to scream it out into the void using this post because this is my now my diary and you are just forced bear witness to it and i’m sorry about that!!!!!

The pale elf has ruined my life

it’s like no one wants to fucking take their bloody hands and cup their lover’s face, making a streak of red on their cheek with their thumb before passionately kissing anymore 

somewhere only we know

baja blast me wizard boy

cereal tastes better at night because the veil is thin

Oh you give author comment?? You give author little kudos on their fic?? LOVE FOR READER!! LOVE FOR READER FOR ONE MILLION YEARS!!

Baby doll Astarion ❤️

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

What about some seductive Astarion?

I JUST SAW MY FIRST HOUSE CENTIPEDE OF THE SEASON I AM NO LONGER SAFE HERE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

WIP Wednesday

Yay, it's WIP Wednesday! I was tagged by my ever wonderful friend @elinorbard to participate this week! Thanks so muchhhhh 💖

Rules: make a new post and share 1-2 sentences from your most recent unposted WIP(s) with zero context – Let your followers guess!

ok so this is more than 2 sentences but I promise it's still short (I have minimal ability to ever keep things simple, clearly)!

The barest hint of excitement settles in Rin’s stomach as she pulls the tent flap to the side, peeking her head inside the darkened interior only for her eyes to find Astarion the exact opposite state of dress she expected, buckling on a chest plate of armor instead of taking it off. He looks up at her arrival, eyes gleaming with mischief as he eyes Rin up and down in her thin blouse. “Grab your sword, darling. We’re going out on a little adventure.” She stands back upright, glancing from side to side to check that Astarion was, in fact, talking only to her and not to one of their other companions who had somehow managed to sneak up behind her. “An adventure,” Rin tastes the words on her tongue as her eyes narrow in Astarion’s direction, that mischievous look of his highly suspicious. “You know, I do feel as though I’ve had enough of those recently.”

It's late so I know many have already done it for this week, but i'm tagging @ladyduellist and @khywren to participate, but only if you want to! 💞