The moon doesn't have any moves other then down smash
The next Smash Bros. game should cut the entire fighter roster and replace it with all the assist trophies from Ultimate like this would legitimately be a banger lineup
I've been thinking about this fanfic/comic idea for a veeeeery long time but the brainrot infected me a few weeks ago and now I can't stop so expect a lot of Diakko content in the future!
i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 馃槖" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY
I saw this question posed on tiktok, but I think Tumblr would really enjoy it too.
If a fae creature offered to give one million dollars for a bone chosen at random, how many bones would you allow them to take?
Light clarifications; The fae is not the one choosing the bones. The bone is taken at random. Each bone, no matter the size or importance, is worth a full million dollars. You must also declare the exact number first, you can't go bone-by-bone. You either say 2 or you say 10, you can't work your way up to a higher number. The bones are removed instantaneously, and the money is given immediately as well. You will not get in government trouble for acquiring the money.
Tell me in the tags/replies how many bones you'd let the fae take. And as always, reblog for bigger sample size.
died and i came back normal. more normal than before even. such a regular guy it鈥檚 freaking everyone out. i鈥檓 ironing my shirts & doing the sunday paper crossword puzzle and the people i love won鈥檛 stop crying