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i hate it when people ask me to "explain my thought process" like hell if i know
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sir that’s my emotional support gardener
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me: [taking a piss in my own house like normal]
my anxiety: “what if someone slipped you hallucinogenic drugs and you’re actually in walmart right now pissing in the middle of the store?”
me: “…we’ll confront that problem when we come to it”
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me whenever i pee: wow! just like in an indie movie…
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@cubern
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