controversial but if you are going to give that man a happy trail, might as well give him some chest hair. some armpit hair. arm hair. leg hair

help! I'm stranded in another country following a bomb threat without the money to pay for a hotel room for the night

following a bomb threat on the Turks and Caicos airports, me and my mom are stranded for the night - sleeping in the airport is not an option because they are closed because of the threats from alt right extremists following several Americans facing prison time for bringing ammunition to the country.

a room is $300 and that's our only option - I don't have nearly enough to pay that amount. the airport will only secure us a room but it's our responsibility to pay for it.

please help me out - I don't think really have any other options.

I’ll never forget the time I was sitting with this guy, nice kid, didn’t know him well, I think we must have had a bottle of wine or some questionable hashish or something, and in response to an awkward silence I just started talking and ended up going on a long meandering rant about how ugly American robins are. I’m talking a full monologue. I had an intro and conclusion. It was pointlessly vehement. I have never been so mean or loquacious about anything in my life.

Consider my horror when this perfectly nice guy wordlessly lifted his shirt to reveal a full-torso prismacolor tattoo of his spiritual soul animal, the American robin.

do you ever hear people talking about something and you’re like. fuck. let me be real for a second. i’m too much of a commie to have this conversation

hello! I recently got a miku figure of my own! is it normal for her to look traumatised?

Uh oh!! To fix that I'd recommend taking her out of the jar, and putting her on a shelf or something instead!!! (*´ω｀*)

It's easy to think you'd be able to do something when you know that you'd never have to actually do it.

woke up today and realized that tumblr entirely killed fuck ya life bing bong so here ya go again

the french beatles

I'm getting so pissed with people who are saying Gwen isnt trans. Like they're trying to explain why her dad has a trans patch on his jacket and why she has a trans flag in her room, by saying she supports trans people... wtf???? Literally what ally has a TRANS FLAG, IN THEIR ROOM, BECAUSE THEY SUPPORT TRANS PEOPLE??? That's some shit closeted me would tell my parents when they saw me drawing rainbows. People that are saying this shit are literally just transphobic and dont want her to be trans. Gwen is trans and fuck everyone that argues against that.

me when I see a mutual on the dash after they change their user

i toucha the fruit, you got fruit? ill touch it for FREE! dont worry about it!

yall are pro mental illness until they hallucinate

yall are pro mental illness until they dissociate

yall are pro mental illness until they self-isolate

yall are pro mental illness until they're paranoid

yall are pro mental illness until they split

yall are pro mental illness until it's too Scary for your comparatively neurotypical brain to handle