Oh No literally went OFF with the theatrics. Pretty obvious choice imo.

Veggie Villain Song Showdown Round 1: Match 1 (aka. Battle of "I'm More Important than Them")

"Oh no, what we gonna do?" from Where's God when I'm Scared: Daniel in the Lion's Den (1993)

Performer: 3 Wise Men (The Scallions) Propaganda/Background Info: Mod here to say as of 6:18 p.m. CST on Jan. 27, 2024, Duck Duck Go has this song's lyrics marked as Explicit.

I mean, I figure that has to be a fluke, it's VeggieTales, but also it has the lyrics "fill his ears with cheese balls and his nostrils with sorbet," as well as considering violence.

"Busy, Busy" from Are You My Neighbor: Tale of Flibber-o-loo (1995)

Performer: The Mayor and Doctor (Archibald Asparagus and Lovey) Propaganda/Background: None

IT'S PANTS IF YOU'RE SHORT THEY'RE SHORTS IF YOU'RE TALL YOU CAN WEAR 'EM IF YOU'RE BIG YOU CAN WEAR 'EM IF YOU'RE SMALL

merry christmas

Tomatoes are oppressed in the Veggietales universe prove me wrong.

Man this South Park episode is great

"Oh, you're back! I still haven't been able to get Larry out of the sink."

"I wanna get out, Bob."

“Be weird. Be random. Be who you are. Because you never know who would love the person you hide.”

— C.S. Lewis

Not only is Junior fucking dead, but the way Nezzer just goes “what have I done”. Yeah, Nezzer, what did you do??? Did you make him sick? Was he sick from the smoke from your factory or something??? Was it the child labor again? Is it because you’re seeing a hypothetical future of “what if Easter didn’t exist”? Did a lack of EASTER kill Junior? THEY ALREADY KNEW HE WAS GOING TO DIE IN A YEAR. Was the strength of Easter just keeping him going? Was it the church being torn down? But if this is a future without Easter, Nezzer wouldn’t tear down the church because he wouldn’t build Easterland because Easter doesn’t EXIST

y he posing like that to talk to us tho

When VeggieTales joked about Twister in one of the Larryboy books.

Oh this is not what I thought when I read veggievangelism. You meant actual vegetables. Ok

sorry for veggievangelism but really you can put pretty much any veg in the oven for 20 minutes at 400 covered in olive oil, salt, pepper, onion+garlic powder and have it be good

breaking up with your boyfriend because you don't like his cringe fursona

Archibald is fucking pissed to find out Larry is a furry. >:(

veggie tales passion of the christ episode where they shout "caramelize him! caramalize him!" at Onion Jesus

Tumblr Sexyman idea