yeah bro it's a character study. the 2 thousand words of blowjob is vital to the study of the character

Acknowledging that women can be just as physically abusive and violent as men does NOT absolve male abusers of their crimes. Nor does it dismiss female victims claims of domestic violence towards them by said male abusers.

It just means that women are capable of doing bad things to people just like men.

Whumpee being given an aphrodisiac at a party, Caretaker being a big ol' green flag and realizing something is wrong with their friend/partner, and rather than taking advantage of how hard Whumpee is coming onto them- bringing them home to sleep it off. Leaving Whumper at the party feeling stupid for thinking that they'd get ANYWHERE with that shit.

this is one of the superior tropes. ever.

but since I’m such a sucker for enemies to lovers trope (in case it’s not obvious enough from like 90% of my posts), I was thinking “but what if caretaker is whumpee’s enemy too?” — not the one who drugged whumpee, of course, but what if whumpee and caretaker are enemies, and caretaker notices something off with whumpee and knows immediately that they were drugged.

obviously, it’s not caretaker’s problem that the idiot got themself drugged. but I mean… if caretaker just walks away now, then anybody could do whatever they want to caretaker’s own nemesis.

and that’s caretaker’s nemesis. can caretaker really stand the idea of someone else touching and hurting what is theirs?

oh screw it! before caretaker knows what they’re doing, they already have whumpee — their own archenemy — tucked safely and nicely in their (caretaker’s) own bed.

@bebx wrote a fic with this prompt, with enemies to lovers x aphrodisiac and all that :) you can read it here!

you know your ship is superior when they’re archenemies with 50% homicidal tension and 50% sexual tension

love the classic damsel in distress trope, but the damsel in question is a pathetic fictional man bleeding out in the dark somewhere on the floor before his ridiculously gorgeous knight comes for his rescue just when he’s about to pass out, and the ridiculously gorgeous knight in question is actually a deranged villain who is his archenemy. but they both have these frustratingly unresolved sexual tension going on where they both hate each other but are also super possessive and protective of each other in the sense that no one else can hurt this little guy but me!!!! and so the knight carries his pathetic damsel in his arms bridal style back to his goth castle where they have hot, kinky gay sex ever after (after he nurses his pathetic enemy’s ass back to health, of course, can’t risk bruising our fragile damsel when he’s already half dead).

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the short tale of Edward Pellew losing his mask of composure and stoicism over tearful doe-like eyes...

enemies to lovers but it’s a villain and a hero walking hand in hand out of the fire and the smoke together, leaving everything behind them

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when other people just don’t get your pathetic fictional man who has at least 1,996 issues and 2,627 unresolved traumas with severe wet cat energy and murders for a hobby like you do 😔

Reed Richards from Fantastic Four 2005 & 2007 films

Victor von Doom from Fantastic Four 2005 & 2007 films

Can you write a fic where Victor is injured, Reed saves him, takes him home, and the rest of the team has to deal. They come around maybe eventually. I'm a sucker for Reed taking care of Victor and realizing he doesn't have to be Dr Doom, he can just be himself. Love your fics btw, your writing is fire

4.7k Reed Richards/Victor von Doom

thank you so much, hope you’ll enjoy this!

can we take a moment to appreciate this type of enemies to lovers trope too? because damn 🥹🫠

—> link to the AO3 fic

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