[hoarsely] is everyone ok

this was just barely a joke before but now i'm about to spend Real Money.

I'm technically a prophet but the prophecies are presented to me in a language I can neither speak nor fundamentally fathom. so I just circle back to basically being normal

“I’m one of those people that you have to keep your eye on or I’ll wander off into the woods and forget to come back.”

— Jack White

y'all ever spot an end to the horrors and think "finally! an end to the horrors!" and you get there and what do you find but more horrors

He raised his glass. "To the ghosts of the past."

— Greg Mulcahy, from “$$$$” Out of Work: Stories and a Novella (Alfred A. Knopf, 1993)

Wanted a hot girl summer I am instead having a tormented girl summer

You can be a boy princess and a girl prince you know. I won’t elaborate but you get it.

handsome women covered in blood. reblog.

talking to hot people is stressful fr 😰😰😰

me

How do you know what you should do

You pay very close attention your body because it doesn’t know how to lie to you, and pay very little attention to your mind because it is lying to you all the time

Thoughts?

No thanks, I’m trying to cut back

me at the crack of dawn setting up my fishing rod

i love when there’s trees

“You’ve changed.”

“Well, I am a shape-shifter.”