they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.
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whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision
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JERMA ONE PRETTY PLEASE ANDD OR A BINGO EDIT :33
for you, friend
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(guy whos scared of everything and feels guilty about everything) sorry i got scared and felt guilty
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Yo mama so pencil her name is ticonderoga
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TAYLOR WANT SHEET METAL
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i haven't touched awakening modding almost at all mostly bc i don't have any major ideas. but i thought of one
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"it's so fucking over" yeah dude it's 11pm it's the end of the day it's time for you to go to bed. and tomorrow you'll be so fucking back because you'll be awake. go tuck yourself in dude you'll be ok
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The most embarrassing thing In my life is whenever I see people and they ask what I’ve been up to . Literally nothing ever . Im like ohh you know this and that …. The usual ..
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I’ve been suffering from itchy nipples for a while
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when did we as a society start allowing a sandwich to cost sixteen dollars? eighteen? I know I've paid twenty-one dollars for a sandwich at this point. is this just the world now? sandwich prices don't come down like gas prices. they go up & up & up. good luck to us all
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tumblr are you telling me something
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taking a tolerance break from sudoku because it's desensitizing me to numbers
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in the dark corners of our world, secrets wars are waged by forgotten legions…
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