vampiricsheep
very normal about blood
Marten | it pronouns | later 20s | [PUNK] [DraW] [BUS] | currently playing: gw2 + Palia | icon by mulchmancer
59664 posts
Last active 60 minutes ago
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Last Seen Blogs
humanokturnal
Tanpa judul
cheezywig
cheezy
quanbarpubdanang
Quán Bar Pub Đà Nẵng - Anchor Beer Club
natmara03
Natmara Blog
Text
there's no greater betrayal than finally starting to read a book you've had sitting for months on your shelf or your desk or your nightstand and then finding out it's bad. like. i gave you a fucking home.
34K notes
·
View notes
Text
fun commission of Yappok for @mystery-salad! Always a delight to draw your characters <3
#water opossums are SO cute btw if you havent seen em google em#my are#friend's chara#commissions#queued for uhhh not 3am LOL#tysm for your patience btw! school has kept me busier than I'd like
5 notes
·
View notes
Text
duality of man
76K notes
·
View notes
Text
ok anyways. post this beast
52K notes
·
View notes
Text
he’s got that previously neglected shelter dog rizz. he looks like he wants to quietly sit next to you on the couch while you watch TV
109K notes
·
View notes
Text
This is part of my ongoing Discworld jacket embroidery project. Of course Great A'Tuin has to be on there. And of course it has to be the biggest one of them all.
I'm going to put the finished product in my masterpost, but I'm so proud of the thing that I have to put it in an extra post beforehand. Enjoy!
41K notes
·
View notes
Text
it’s easy to forget, so I’ll remind y’all: you can make fantasy versions of anything. yes even things you might not think about. like soil types. I am thinking of fantasy soil types right now
#in our custom fantasy setting that isn't getting used for dnd anymore I had a patch of the world that was a very dense grassland#where the roots were so thick and deep that there was effectively no substrate for feet below the ''surface''#anything organic that wound up embedded in the roots got digested#minerals would be absorbed over time too#just thick spongy grass roots that want to eat you
71K notes
·
View notes
Text
Listen I am not going to name anyone specifically, but pattern makers need to talk to one (1) fat person before they can post their patterns online.
I am so sick of finding a cute pattern, getting all the supplies, checking my gage, and starting to knit, only to find that my sleeves are a foot longer than a normal human because the pattern maker just multiplied all their numbers by 10 when they sized it up. I can't believe I have to say this but, just because my ass is fat does not mean my arms go down to my knees???
27K notes
·
View notes
Text
façade was literally the funniest game imaginable, no more games should even try to be funny because it just isn't worth it, they can't compare. nothing will ever be funnier than entering trip and graces' house and grace saying "So how have you been, John?" and you replying "bug ass" and them giving you possibly the most expressive stares of horror before firmly asking you to leave
72K notes
·
View notes
Text
i can't do this shit bro im supposed to be a dog
19K notes
·
View notes
Text
Figure I post these here, lost my drive to finish the rest lol
152 notes
·
View notes