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I relate to Calum because I too would be unable to stop smiling after being hugged by Michael
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when 5sos5 drops a hot ones interview is not a want, it’s a NEED
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Problematic things 5sos have done (with proof)
Luke was banned from either club penguin or moshi monsters for saying a racist slur
Michael has made a few sexist remarks
All of them used “gay” as an insult
This racist vine https://href.li/?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ckX2MYfDxA
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Michael joking that Calum is “going to rape me later” https://href.li/?https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=8liZp7WI94w#t=27
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They dressed in stereotypical “Mexican” clothing and none of the members are actually Hispanic or Latino
Calum’s transphobic tweet
Sexist lyrics
Luke dating Sierra… need I say more?
Michael dating Crystal…. need I say more?
Michael apparently assigning genders to alcohol
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it’s definitely a morning song, it’s got no vibes! no vibes?!
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pls talk about guyinkpen on twitter
What specifically about the account do you want me to discuss?
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Tour without You
Summary: fans saw the video of cal singing ghost of you and people think you two broke up.
a/n: SO YALL KNOW WHICH VIDEO I’M TALKING ABOUT RIGHT? Idk if he was actually crying, but a part of me tells me he was, but idk who knows, but i hope he was okay and is doing okay now.
You were currently home watching duke at yours and cal’s place. You couldn’t go on tour with cal because of work, so being alone was a norm you had grown into. Whenever you didn’t go on tour you and cal would spend time calling one another whenever a show was over, so he could see you and if you needed to comfort him for anything. He hated when he had to leave you alone, but you would reassure him you had someone that was a part of him. Duke would usually stay with the dog sitter, but when you stayed back home you watched duke. You two would have some quality time together as usual so the small pup can use his energy throughout the day.
For Cal though today, just wasn’t his day. Their bus tour had taken a re-route, they got to the venue late, he couldn’t focus during rehearsal since it was cut short, from them arriving late. Usually when stress came he was able to handle it well, but you usually were there to comfort him right there and then, which also added to his stress as well, not being able to be with you in moments like these. Fans in the audience and online had seen his expression and worried for him, especially when singing Ghost of you. He hated that his stress would reflect how he acts during shows, but today was really bad for him. Cal doesn’t really notice when fans are recording, but a video had gone viral during the concert within minutes and fans skepulating about you and cal. You had no idea of this hence you not being near your phone all day and having a nice day out with duke. Your phone had been blasting all night and once you got home with duke you checked it once seeing all the notifications on all of your socials.You were slightly confused as to why there were so many so you checked it out.
@5SOSUPDATES: is it possible cal and y/n broke up? Could be because they haven been posting with one another. Also today’s performance he seemed sad, especially during Ghost of you.
“What the hell?” you said as the puppy barked at you as you continued to look for something that gave you some sort of idea that was going on. Then MTV also made a topic off of it.
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everything you’re missing (c.t.h)
a/n: hi everybody, i’m back with another post. this is my first calum piece and i’m so excited to finally get it up. this is once again unedited, i’m way too tired rn. it’s also the second smut i’ve posted so that’s pretty exciting as well. yeah i don’t really have much to say right now because i’m literally exhausted, my classes are really kicking my ass. anyway i hope you all enjoy this bff!calum piece. feedback and comments are always appreciated. hope you all are doing well and are being safe. thank you - emmy <33
pairing: bff!calum hood x fem!reader
summary: a drunken text meant for your ex shows up on calum’s phone and leaves him questioning everything he’s missing out on with his best friend.
warning(s): talk of a previous bad relationship, y/n’s ex body shamed her, mentions of alcohol, insecurity, smut, cursing
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You’ve decided that 3 glasses of wine is your happy medium, but even a sip into the 4th and there’s no telling what you’ll do.
So, naturally you were finishing up your 5th glass on Friday night while angrily scrolling through your exes instagram when you got what seemed to be an incredible idea. It was simply too tempting not to, your mind was feeling hazy which made your confidence skyrocket, and you truly did just look good.
A day of pampering had left you in a black floor length silk robe with nothing but your favorite deep cherry red lingerie set underneath. Your face was bare and glowing after a refreshing and illuminating face mask, and your lips were left glossy and plump from a new scrub.
You had posed in front of the floor length mirror in your living room, giggling between snaps until you had taken the perfect shot. It was classy but provocative, the dressing gown slipping from your shoulders exposing the lace of your bra and a tasteful amount of cleavage. You had also left the bottom open, allowing a clear shot of your thighs and the curve of your ass from where you sat on your knees.
With a mischievous glint in your eyes you selected the picture into a message, typing a cheeky, “take a good look at everything you’re missing” and sending it off to your ex (or so you thought).
But you really couldn’t be blamed for your mistake, Cam and Cal were far too similar for your drunk brain to decipher the difference. You also couldn’t be blamed for the fact that you dozed off on the couch immediately after sending it, before you even had a chance to recognize your humiliating mistake.
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anal | c.h
NSFW — calum wants anal... and so do you
For a while, Calum had chose not to ask. But after a fair bit of time into your relationship, he thought he might as well ask. That’s where the two of you end up sat across from each other, drunk and cross-legged on your bed.
“Would you ever do it?” He asked, similar to a school boy.
In all honestly, it had crossed your mind a few times. Of course, some people find it weird, but it had been something that you were open to trying in all honestly. Under the right circumstances though.
“I mean...” you trailed off. “Never.”
His face dropped. It was more fun to tease him, make him think he could never get it. Make him appreciate it more later on.
Lips barely managing not to turn downwards, he avoided eye contact for a moment. It was surprising how much that had disappointed him. It was only anal. Not a declination to a marriage proposal.
“I just though, maybe we could...” he hesitated.
After leaving him hanging there for a while, you decided to save him a little bit. A gentle hand on his arm, you swaueezed gently. His eyes flickered back up to yours. Shy was a rare emotion from Calum.
“I’m kidding, babe.”
His face lit up once he registered what you said.
“I knew it!” He pointed at you playfully accusingly. “You’re a little freak, baby.”
In an instantly, he swept in for a kiss. With two big hands on either side of your face, he held you close. Even though you were on your hands and knees looking up at him, he still had the upper ground by resting on his knees.
The mood quickly shifted from light hearted and playful, to thick with tension. Lifting one hand from the bed to his thigh, you hands trailed up to his tight football shorts. There it was - his semi-hard cock, no doubt from imaging being inside your tight ass.
“Baby,” he moaned at your little hand rubbing against his growing large, thick cock. “I need that ass.”
With your hands on his thick thighs, you pushing yourself up to his level. Leaning in close enough to kiss him, you licked his lower lip and pulled back ever so slightly.
“Then take it, daddy.”
His eyes darkened. Without missing a beat, he shoved you onto your back, before flipping you over. His cock pressed against your ass. Slow grinding was always his favourite, but tonight he was desperately grinding his hard cock against you.
Your dress was off before you could even register him ripping it from your skin. It was fully torn, not fit for ever wearing again. But at least he had you almost naked on your hands and knees for him.
His cock was already in his hand. The angry red tip rubbed against your dripping core. But your little wet pussy wasn’t what his cock would be ruining tonight. It was your little ass that belonged to him now.
Covered in your slick, he slid his tip up to your asshole. He knew you’d need his cock to be wetter, so to save you some pain, he spat onto his cock before lining up with your ass.
“Ready for me, baby girl?”
You nodded eagerly. “Take it, daddy.”
Slowly, he guided his cock into your asshole. It was an unimaginably better feeling than he had ever expected. Maybe it wasn’t that much tighter than your pink pussy, but it was the naughtiness of putting his cock where it didn’t belong that had his tip twitching.
A wince flew from your lips. It was more painful than you had anticipated. Not necessarily all pain, more so an uncomfortable stretch and alien feeling. Having a cock as big as Calum’s didn’t help either.
“Almost in, baby,” he cooed. “Good girl.”
Once his cock was fully inside of you, he stayed still for a moment. His hand caressed your hip while he let you adjust to the stretch. Soon enough he pulled out slowly. Then he moved back and began a slow but steady pace.
As you became used to the feeling, the pain quickly subsided. Instead of an odd, unfamiliar motion, you felt a new-found fire burning in the pit of your stomach. Calum felt it too.
His hips began to speed up as he tried to match the pace he needed to be able to cum as quick as he knew you would. From the volume of your moans, he knew he would have to be quicker than usual. With an ass gripping his cock that tight, it wouldn’t be hard.
“Look at how good you take my cock, baby.”
“Fuck me harder, daddy!” You begged.
He growled lowly, hands finding your hair. He yanked your hair back, forcing you back far enough to straddle him with your chest to his back. Immediately you switched to boncing on his cock. It was harder with his cock in your ass, but felt strangely better.
Calum’s fingers dug purple bruises into your skin, along with crescent-shaped indents from his short nails. One hand snaked up to your breast, whilst the other switched to your clit to rub tight circles over it.
“Oh fuck, daddy!” You almost screamed at the overstimulation.
He was struggling to contain his urge to plot that tiny asshole, which wasn’t possible with you riding him slower than he needed. With a final decision, he pushed you forward roughly onto your hands and knees again.
For a while, he grabbed a fistful of your hair to use as leverage to fuck you harder and faster. It worked for a while, but his high was beginning to approach, and so was yours. He pushed your face down into the mattress, listing your ass high in the air for him.
His hips now pounded into yours with an unmatchable pace, hips undoubtedly bruising your ass cheeks at the harsh force. Moans were uncontrollably spilling from the both of you.
“I’m so close, daddy!” You nearly screamed.
“Cum on my cock, baby,” he rasped, too out of breath to talk.
His hands quickly moved from your hips to your head, putting a dangerous amount of weight onto your skull. The pressure and the new force he was fucking you with was too much for you.
“I’m cumming daddy!”
His eyes squeezed shut as he pumped a few more times, so close to his own release. In seconds, his hips stuttered and hot spurts of cum shot deep into your asshole. He dropped like a bag of bricks onto your back, laying flush to your naked body.
Both of you were breathing heavily, too tired to even offer post-sex conversation. His arms soon wrapped around your body, keeping you close as you both recovered from the late night session.
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Trish’s IG Story 01/07/21
I’m going to try to not get overly passionate about this, but I’d like to take this time to talk about boundaries between fans and celebrities/celebrities’s family and friends.
I think this is wrong. I think there is something very wrong with the fact that someone sent this DM to Trish, and what’s worse to me is that this behavior was being promoted and encouraged on 5SOS tumblr.
This is not to say that I don’t have problems with Trish’s behavior. I do think she posts questionable things, and I understand the curiosity surrounding her right now as she deleted photos of Lierra. But I also don’t think there’s one good reason to send messages like these to her. She is Liz’s friend—regardless of whether we like it or not—and I don’t think anyone should harass her for saying she’s proud of Luke (or for calling him the salt of the earth) when I think it’s pretty clear she meant it in a nice way.
It genuinely breaks my heart that she had to read that—all because stans can’t respect boundaries. Reaching out to celebrities’ families and friends, in general, can be questionable even when it’s for purposes other than bullying the individual, but reaching out to Luke’s mom’s friend to tell her that she’s creepy (and the wording of the DM seems to have really gross implications) is disturbing. I can barely wrap my head around the fact that this is something that someone actually did.
But yeah, I couldn’t ignore that this happened, and I felt the need to acknowledge it.
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I know it’s really random but Sierra N’s dad has a tattoo place and Ivy (the boys friend) got some tattoos in that tattoo-shop by Sierras dad
Thanks for the info! ❤️
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Hinting at Cal possibly 🤷🏼♀️
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This is from Sierra Natalie’s Instagram story for those who didn’t know^
I actually do feel like this could be about Calum because we know they are/were FWB, and we also know that she caught feelings for him. This could have been the case with other guys she might have been FWB with, but I’m pretty sure this is about Calum.
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