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valeriansprite · 20 days

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I love you whiteboy,,,,,

#dunmeshi #the only white guy ever

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valeriansprite · 29 days

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OUR CONTESTANTS THIS WEEK ARE AS FOLLOWS;

LITTLE CAESAR FROM REAL LIFE 1 KILL; HIT GIRL

STEVEN [AFTER NOT SURVIVING] FROM STEVEN UNIVERSE 1 KILL; THE [WET] HEAVY

CAESAR SALAD FROM LUNCH 1 KILL; SABER

WARIO FROM WARIO 1 KILL; [SIX FOOT EIGHT] GEORGE WASHINGTON

UNCLE MACHETE FROM SPY KIDS 1 KILL; CAESAR ZEPPELI

JUNE EGBERT FROM HOMESTUCK 1 KILL; PEARL HOUZUKI

KNIVES CHAU FROM SCOTT PILGRIM 1 KILL; EDWARD "CAESAR" SALLOW

LAIOS TOUDEN FROM DELICIOUS IN DUNGEON 2 KILLS; DRACULA, DONKEY

MILLIONS KNIVES FROM TRIGUN: STAMPEDE 1 KILL; GAIUS JULIUS CAESAR

MARINA IDA FROM SPLATOON 1 KILL: CHILCHUCK TIMS

CHECK THE RULES AND CHOOSE THEIR FATES.

#LMAOOOOOO #dummeshi

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valeriansprite · 1 month

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hindi bida ang saya mga syug kingina ang sama ng tingin ng gago nato minura ba naman ako putangina mamatay ka sana chilchuck tims

#dunmeshi #YES #YESSS!!!!

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valeriansprite · 1 month

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Astarion, no..

#i like this a lot #bg3 #hehehe #yea

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valeriansprite · 2 months

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Gale Outfit Redesigns

#bg3 #gale #I LIKE THAT A LOT #YAYYAYAYAY #hit this man with the asianification beam immediately

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valeriansprite · 2 months

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I get a lot of entertainment thinking about how containers are used in video games sometimes.

#bg3 #skyrim #funny #i love enpty bookshelf

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valeriansprite · 2 months

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family guy death pose volo whom i killed and his body teleports to my every camp

#bg3 #AHAHAGA #AUUUGH #HOOLLY SHIT #funny

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valeriansprite · 2 months

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the adventures of prof. dekarios

#bg3 #gale #my cringefail malewife #boy why are you so falls #i like him a normal amount #lying

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valeriansprite · 2 months

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WEEK 1 DAY 1 MATCH 2

CHILCHUCK TIMS FROM DUNGEON MESHI

VS

[THE PALE ELF] ASTARION FROM BALDUR'S GATE III

CHECK THE RULES AND CHOOSE THEIR FATE

#WHY IS CHILCHUCK WINNING #coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb #“not a fighter” vs kills people for a living #god

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valeriansprite · 2 months

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he won’t stop doing this……

#bg3 #gale #what a strange and charming fellow #hehehe

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valeriansprite · 2 months

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#bg3 #sorry #grrr im crazy im crazy im crazy #gnawing at the bars of my enclosure

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valeriansprite · 2 months

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anyway the “nice cock jason” tiktok is playing in my head at all times on repeat indefinitely

#funny #made me laugh

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valeriansprite · 2 months

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Gale+Tara Epilogue Idles Fixed!

I had posted awhile back about Gale being bugged during the Epilogue (he rarely moved from his camp spot, didn't say anything, didn't interact with the party etc.) and he's now been fixed in Patch 6! I was so excited to see him enjoying the party, I ran around and captured all his idles for anyone who wants to see/hear them. They can all be seen in the video below:

#OHHHH THE SNEEZE #bg3 #gale #my babygirl

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valeriansprite · 3 months

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my fav part of bg3 is when gale goes 🤓☝️ and talks for 5 minutes thanks king

#bg3 #sorry #i like him a lot #an unhealthy amount tbh

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valeriansprite · 3 months

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France: hundreds of years with baguette -- DID NOT INVENT BANH MI

Vietnam: less than 100 years with baguette -- INVENTED BANH MI

ANOTHER WIN FOR VIETNAM‼️‼️‼️‼️

🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳

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valeriansprite · 3 months

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Your honor I think you'll find that my message "I am going to kill you with a hammer tomorrow morning as you leave for work I know your routine and I will catch you" did not have "/srs" attached to it

#made me laugh

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valeriansprite · 3 months

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Sleeping. Helpless. How badly do you need to know?

#bg3 #wyll with stubble.. ur mind is gigantic #yahhooo

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