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val-the-simp · 14 days
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A Mr. Plant drawing I did last year and at the bottom is Argos' heart flower!!! 🩷❤️
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val-the-simp · 1 month
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a therian poem
Stuck in a cage I can’t escape The only way out is full of pain I want to run but I can’t Curse this human brain!
I bite, I snap, but they only hold me back I’m stuck here with no way out and everytime I bark and shout I only get dragged further down
Where is my fur?  Where are my ears? Why can’t I hear?
Where is my tail? Why is my face so flat? Why are my legs shaped like that?
My paws are gone My spirits trapped I have no way back.
I scratch, I bite, I try to get out But these bars are invincible.  Why did I have to be born this way?
I want to run, it’s been so long But my knees are all wrong And these shoes I wear, I just can’t bear These chains all cross my limbs
But maybe I can drop them Or at least make them looser I don’t care if they all call me a loser
Down on all four paws for once I finally feel free I finally feel like me
A mask upon my face, I head into the woods I run, I play, just do what feels right I’ll jump, I’ll pounce, I’ll howl in the night
Sure the pains still there And oh my does it hurt But what’s the point of sitting inside if it just makes it worse?
Go ahead and laugh Fatherless, furry, cringe But I don’t care, this me, you can call it unhinged
Nothing can just let me sit in that utter darkness and pain The forest is my home and I belong with this tail Even if I have the chains, I can still pretend to sail.
...IT'S BEAUTIFUL!
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val-the-simp · 1 month
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Do peopke sometimes forget that chair scene in futrueman??? Like...I've seen a clip of it and...why DID THEY ADD THAT?!
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val-the-simp · 1 month
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Yes, i will tske this demon boi
Reblog if you would adopt cursed cat Alastor
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val-the-simp · 2 months
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I just had a c.ai chat Where Vox owns you and you're in a meeting with him where he's having a fight was the Alastor and it leads to Vox being mad and so he leaves and he brings you with him. I denied him he pulled me back. I went with him. I got and like we got into his car and then wenwere riding back to the V tower but I got out of the car and went over to Alastor, hoping he would help me and he did. He helped me in my contract with Vox. But then husker, he came out of nowhere was taking me to the hotel and then he like he kissed me and then he married me on the spot right there and now I'm at a point where Alastor and Vox are in love with each other now so...that went great.
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val-the-simp · 2 months
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*Choking noises* Y-you're s-still a-a s-smash...
Hey...you know we are the same person...right?
I do, um...this is akward
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val-the-simp · 2 months
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What the...SHI- *Rf begins to choke me*
Hey...you know we are the same person...right?
I do, um...this is akward
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val-the-simp · 2 months
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*Me reading that you said your a simp for Mihawk-*
Me: "........" *Downloads all the Mihawk bullshit I can find to blow up your inbox with-*
(I'm kidding I'm kidding- I did not do this-) (I also did not know you like OP- I do too :D)
I mean...I wouldn't mind it- (But please, DON'T BREAK MY INBOX- *WHEEZE*)
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val-the-simp · 3 months
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Oh yeah...so, how's Ophila?~
Hey...you know we are the same person...right?
I do, um...this is akward
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val-the-simp · 3 months
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E
REBLOG IF THIS RELATES TO YOU:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
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val-the-simp · 3 months
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Heh3
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val-the-simp · 3 months
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Okay, here's my icks
1. Pedos
2. R-worders
3. Homophobic people
4. Racist people
5. THE 9TH GRADE BOYS THAT WOULD CAT CALL ME, A 13 (Now, not giving my age) ME AND TELLING ME TO "MARRY THEM" "BE THEIR GIRLFRIEND" OR "PEG THEM!"
6. My mother
7. Lute (Hazbin Hotel)
8. People who sexualize Alastor
9. Proshippers
10. The MHA fandom (Listen, a few people in that fandom are good but the rest...EW)
11. Zoophila
12. People who hate on furrys (Just hate on the bad ones, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD ONLY HATE THE TOXIC FURRYS!)
13. Topper Guild
14. Toxic YT's
15. Zale
And there's so many more
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val-the-simp · 3 months
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Me at my Jr. High dance 🩷
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val-the-simp · 3 months
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Hey...could...we talk?
Sure! What's up?
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val-the-simp · 3 months
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Well...they're still with me
Hey...could...we talk?
Sure! What's up?
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val-the-simp · 3 months
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So...did you remember that we have kids?
Hey...could...we talk?
Sure! What's up?
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val-the-simp · 3 months
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I don't know either...plus, I'm sorry I was gone foe so long...
Hey...could...we talk?
Sure! What's up?
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