silly
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this tweet sends me into hysterics
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one time in trader joes I saw a deathknight wither a nectarine to straight up mildew and ash in their hands and then put it right back on the display
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wow!!!!!
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this bitch was so ahead of her time
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They. They forgor
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manager i cant come to work today i forgot how to mimic the behavior of a human. being
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emails couldve been something beautiful. in the right hands
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This is a comedy
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kelsier really is just That Bitch
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me at Olive Garden at 11:02 am staring down the elderly people impatiently waiting outside knowing we should’ve opened 2 minutes ago but my boss is in the back cheating on his wife with the girl who makes the salads and he has the key to unlock the doors
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