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vagabond-pinky · 3 hours

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im gonna throw up

#owls #i cant stop staring at him #he's my everything

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vagabond-pinky · 3 hours

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So y’all remember this scene right?

From Helluva Boss S2 E7? When Mammon threatened Ozzie. And how EVERYONE was freaking out and so scared cuz they though Asmodeus was gonna get in trouble for his relationship,

But, now I’m looking back and I’m like… why IS he gonna regret it. He’ll get public backlash sure, but eventually everyone’s gonna have to get over it. He’s a Sin. He’s the main sex toy manufacturer in Hell. I don’t think ppl are gonna care enough to boycott. They’re too desperate.

The only people that outrank him are the royal family. And like… in all actuality, who’s gonna get mad at him?

This bitch?!

Please!

#ooh maybe #clowns #fr lucy dont care 😂

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vagabond-pinky · 3 hours

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Please Help! Emergency Vet Bill!!!

Hi guys. So, yesterday night, I came home to meowing coming from my heating vents, and out popped this little orange guy with a bent tail. He’s incredibly friendly, and though I’ve made several “found cat” posts on neighborhood pages, I haven’t found his owner yet. And in the meantime, he’s gotta see a vet.

He seems pretty sick—struggling to go to the bathroom and not drinking water—so I need to take him in ASAP, before he gets worse or one of my own cats gets sick. But I was already struggling financially, and I can’t afford an unexpected expense like this alone.

If y’all have anything to spare, both he and I would greatly appreciate it. My paypal & venmo are here, and I’ll be sure to post any progress or updates when I get them.

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vagabond-pinky · 9 hours

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“Wait no not like that.”

OR: Results? To MY own self-sabotage? More likely than you’d think!

OR: I don’t CARE that the prophecy was self-fulfilling, I’m still angry about it!

OR: Blitzø sweetie pie please go to therapy I know this great lady with a hotel where you do trust falls and talk about your feelings she’s like a block away from your office just pop in for thirty seconds please I’m begging you

#😂#prince stolas✨

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vagabond-pinky · 9 hours

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"Thank you, Blitz, for making me so happy"

#owls #prince stolas✨

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vagabond-pinky · 13 hours

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#owls

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vagabond-pinky · 13 hours

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I want emo versions of idioms

Like, instead of ““you’re barking up the wrong tree” it’s “you’re panicking at the wrong disco”

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vagabond-pinky · 13 hours

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Reblog if you've ever cried over the death of a fictional character

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vagabond-pinky · 13 hours

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My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.

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