v3lveteen-m0th
*breaks your door in* 'sup.
~ main: @apocalyptic-dancehall - obligatory ttte blog because i'm bored - expect fanfic talk, gushing over green goblins and maybe even a little shippy-shippy here and there - shitposts and unfunnies galore ~
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i respond to your duck with a duck owner
i hate how accurate this is. aside from the funny part i have the humor of a goddamn child
I'VE MADE A UQUIZ WHERE YOU COULD SEE WHICH CASA TIDMOUTH CHARACTER YOU ARE
it's been in development since two months ago. 12 questions, none of them are romance-related however you might sense that it gets funnier the longer it goes. do share your results because I'm curious
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unironically watching trains in 2022 and the train crew all took a shine to Duck, so I had to take a crack at a human design for him.
some of you may recognize @harmlessplant's incredible human Gordon, all their stuff is fantastic so I had to do some fanart of their designs too.
#ttte duck#this is the one exception. after this i'm going back on hiatus#but oh my god duck's hair is perfect#this design screams duck in the best way possible#love his stupid great western pride and his dumb curls#i love this duck end of
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hey fellas, sorry for not responding a lot but this sideblog's gonna be on an indefinite hiatus until i get hit with more trainspiration
may all of your gordons poop-poop at henry and your percies remain dirty 💚
- v3l
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Seven of them.
#not my art!#ttte#i'm too lazy to do full tags rn ugh#BUT HOLY SHIT THESE FACES 💀#favs have to be percy and henry#honorable mention is james and his triangle eyes#AND TOBY'S LAST FACE LMFAO#that is the face of suspicion.
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St. Patrick’s day!!!!!!! yippee!!!!!! ☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️ good excuse to declare that my favorite color is indefinitely green and my color bias is extraordinary
my favorite engine used to be Percy bc he was the engine w/green who appeared the most (in my childhood days of watching the show anyways). I loved the other green characters as well & my appreciation for them carries onwards to this day 🚂💚
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thomas the tank engine and friends as text posts by @2-point-5 (done with permission)
#ACTUALLY FUCKING SOBS#THEY'RE ALL HILARIOUS#PENIS ETERNAL HWHAT DHDHWHFHHRJSHFHFHLMAO#*autisms* is perfect i do not care for any negative opinions#ttte#ttte memes
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someone give him a hug please
oliver redesign!!
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kitti dolan
new design for the twins, outfits are pretty much the same except the name at their shoulders and number badge.
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donald and his teef
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Percy had never seen such bullshit
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I hate how the TaF canon made Percy a dumb innocent baby character when RWS Percy is a punk ass teenager who doesn't shy from using the fuck word
#reblog!#i wholeheartedly agree#although i enjoy him being like 'itty bitty cinnamon roll'#i consider percy as more of a 'bart simpson-level prankster sinnamon roll who will fuck your shit up if you so much as call him dirty'#ttte percy#dotd percy kinda just lost like 99% of his remaining braincells and that is a crime
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this is the hardened face of a warrior.
Every day is difficult when you're Percy.
Every. Day.
Why?
Fuck you, that's why.
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"Quick, get this boat over to the pier."
"Sir — I'm still not sure what exactly my job is but I'm sure this isn't part of it? — "
"Your job is my attendant, now get in and ROW."
"I don't know how to ? — "
"Jenkins I need you to get yourself together man, there is a naughty engine who needs scolding."
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there's so many things going on between these two and it's impossible to ignore
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-SCREAMS IN PURE UNADULTERATED JOY-
they 🥺
tag yourself:
• literal waterfowl give bread pls
• crippling scrapping-related ptsd
• FROGGE
• this close to actual murder let me do the fucking mail please
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he's too precious.
godspeed, douggie. godspeed.
To everyone💖
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*VIOLENTLY THROWS MYSELF INTO THE ROOM-*
hey kids, it's v3l with a brand-spanking new idea! (not new in the sense that it's 100% original, of course.)
here i talk about my interpretations on how my version of a 'humanized au' works:
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so, imagine a normal locomotive, right? i mean as normal as a locomotive with a face gets. anyways, what would happen if, suddenly, a figure appeared right where it was? the result is kind of what i was thinking of.
because as it turns out, these engines seem a bit...off.
spoiler: they kind of are.
how they work, at least conventionally, is a bit of a mindfuck, because nobody exactly knows how their vehicles that are explicitly built could suddenly poof into actual humanoid beings.
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it's speculated that gold dust may be the prime culprit in these apparently magical vehicles turned human. all that's known is that they have three kinds of 'manifestations.' first are the very familiar vehicles and engines in canon, second is the humanoid form, and third is both forms activated at the same time.
since everyone knows about the engines and all of that other claptrap, we'll start with the second form:
• it's not fully developed until a year after the vehicle in question is built.
• it's shape, size, and almost any other variable depends on the size and/or face of the vehicle, if it even has one.
' - sentient faceless vehicles can still manifest a humanoid form, but usually it's either totally blank without depriving the being of most of their senses (excluding taste) or a face is created solely for their humanoid form
• it is definitely a physical being with density and mass, and the weight of each form, again, varies depending on the being.
• there are two separate ages for humanized vehicles, their supposed physical (meaning: how old do they appear to be) age and their actual age (since the vehicle itself was built).
' - in some cases, a humanization looks younger than it really is. for example: a humanization that looks 17 might actually be 23 physically.
• compared to humans, they are very durable and can take a beating, (which helps as most aren't accustomed to a gentler way of messing with each other.) and they have more stamina.
• speaking of stamina and food, they tend to eat (and are able to) some items that are straight-up inedible, to most peoples' amusement. coal is the most obvious (and consumed) contender here.
' - but no matter what, they will never eat anything they consider too disgusting for them.
• they are capable of feeling attraction and all that jazz (and no they do not bone as vehicles get outta here you sick bastards)
• sometimes they puff out tiny clouds of steam from their noses/mouths, usually when they're sleeping or maybe when they're the tiniest bit annoyed.
• it's possible for damage to the vehicle itself to transfer itself to its' humanoid form, and sometimes results vary from lacerations to full-on bloody amputations.
' - instead of the normal red, they tend to have blood that's a light vermillion with some speckles of gold. whether that's gold dust or not remains a mystery.
• they don't need to do any of that human nonsense with the 'loo,' since their bodies use every ounce of whatever they consume to keep going (think kind of a faster metabolism but make it weirder) and leave zero waste products.
• despite lacking true races, they do come in a variety of skin tones and hair colors, some ranging from blonde to brown to sometimes even a mossy green!
• while durable as hell and functionally and effectively immortal, as they do not actually age, they can still die from just about anything, thing is, if the vehicle's repaired, so are they, and they come back to life, looking maybe a smidge worse for wear.
' - the only surefire way to actually kill them is the same way you kill an engine: scrapping.
• their clothes are a part of them, but it doesn't mean they're technically naked, they're removable and can change depending on the paint job or similar incidents be they accident or a makeover.
' - most of the time, they always spawn with hats that resemble their respective transports.
• transforming to-and-from their humanized forms takes just 1 second, but repetitive/consecutive transformation is going to burn them the hell out, and if they can't take any more? they're locked in the last form they turned into for a good while.
• there is generally no limit on how long they can stay humanoid, it's all a matter of preference/practicality. want to experience the joys of having five fingers and jumping everywhere like a rabbit on a pogo stick? go ahead and be human! prefer your chances with speeding down the railway, pulling coaches and in general being useful? wouldn't hurt a bit to stay an engine! the sky's the limit!
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now, onto the third form:
• it depends on whether or not you want your engine to mimic your face while you're talking to your good friend just a few meters away, but it's possible to have not just your humanoid form active but also your regular engine form with a normal smokebox, and vice versa.
• humanized vehicles can actually traverse outside of their respective, original forms--as long as they remain somewhat nearby, or else they're a. forcibly turned back into a vehicle, b. the vehicle disappears, or c. they're teleported back, at most ten feet away from where it's parked.
• people don't know if the vehicles and the people that apparently spawned from them can see through each others' eyes. still remains a heated discussion topic.
• most humanoids wear extravagant outfits with their transport's color palette to further differentiate themselves from humans. sometimes intentional, sometimes not.
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'sodor is such a weird place. there's vehicle-people everywhere.' - some dude
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