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uzumakigerry · 10 years
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Is drunken sex rape?
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tfw when ur gettin free burger king l8r
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1717171717171717171717IM 17 WTF
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Reblog, go on your blog, and click the triangle.
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I JUST SPENT LIKE AN 1 HOUR OF MY LIFE ON THIS, GENIUS
this is legit so sick. 
mindfuck
whoaaa
this is AMAZING
EVERYONE DO IT aaaaaaaaa
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No. HOLY FUCK NO.
I swear to god. Just because they're rich, doesn't mean they're not people. Wind your neck in, a family just lost their home. A family just lost their prized possessions. A family just lost their memories you insensitive jerk.
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Four million dollar mansion burns to the ground in Ohio. Article
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Seriously, I have mad respect for the single mothers who have almost nothing, but give it all to their children. The ones who sacrifice it all for their children, just so they can be happy.
Mum, I love you. I love you so fucking much. You've always been there for me, Chris and Lauren. You drove 20 miles in pouring rain just so I could get home safe tonight. You nearly break your bones just so we don't go hungry and can live. I love you, Mum. I will always love you. And heck, even though I may shout at you, or get nasty or angry, I never mean it. And hey, we may have differing political beliefs, but I love you, and there's no one I'd rather have there for me than you.
Love you, Mum <3
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Kevin Durant talks about his mom during MVP speech.
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uzumakigerry · 10 years
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When you're leaning out the window for a cheeky wee ciggie and you hear your mam rumbling upstairs and think she's gonna come down
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In first period tomorrow like
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What I genuinely cannot understand, is people insisting on historically and racially accurate casting but then also insist to have people of other ethnicities sandwiched in, in the name of social justice. Either pick accuracy or diversity. You are NOT going...
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Diversity is the wrong way to go if you're trying to be accurate.
If you want to make something good, make it accurate and don't push minorities in for the sake of diversity.
JUST STOP.
What I genuinely cannot understand, is people insisting on historically and racially accurate casting but then also insist to have people of other ethnicities sandwiched in, in the name of social justice. Either pick accuracy or diversity. You are NOT going to have everything both ways.
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MATT LeBLANC: There’s only five people in the world who know exactly what being on Friends was like, other than me. There’s five of them. David, Matthew, Lisa, Courteney, and Jen. That’s it. Marta and David were close, but when they left the stage, no one knew what they did. We could never leave the stage, metaphorically speaking. Still can’t. Still on that stage. That will follow us around forever.
More important than anything else is the look on people’s faces when you cross paths with them in the street, or in the store, or in the grocery line. You can always tell that you were—maybe still are, maybe always will be—a part of their family. Movies have this thing where it’s an event. You get dressed up, you go to dinner, and you go to the movies. You’re outside of your element. But with television, people are watching you in bed, at their kitchen table eating. You’re in their house.
I did not want it to end.
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Yo yo yo
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uzumakigerry · 10 years
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Hello today all I'm here to tell you happy st. patrick's day!
Have fun!
Drink a lil bit!
Enjoy yourself!
Just don't be an asshole and spew shit like "Kiss me, I'm irish!" or "I'm irish! Of course I'm drunk!"
Seriously, not cew, dudes. 
ACTUALLY WHO GIVES A FUCK BECAUSE IT'S ALL IN GOOD JEST A LITERALLY NO ONE ACTUALLY MEANS ANY OF IT.
Ireland dude.
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uzumakigerry · 10 years
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So, you want me to stand up for my self. But when I speak about my grievences, apparently I'm wrong. Ok.
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Decisions, decisions.
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