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uspsunofficial · 2 months
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I don't take pics of strangers on the street but I had to capture this magical moment of a frazzled mail carrier being followed by a gang of wild turkeys that thought he was very handsome so I drew it instead. Enjoy.
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uspsunofficial · 3 months
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uspsunofficial · 5 months
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Any of you USA chucklefucks order ANYTHING else before January, i will break into your house and breed mosquitoes in your bathroom
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uspsunofficial · 9 months
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Official Postowl Service patch
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uspsunofficial · 10 months
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Our supervisors are the epitome of Common Sense
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uspsunofficial · 1 year
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"packages may sometimes contain fire" was definitely covered during orientation
"don't ship—" i will just be doing whatever the fuck i want actually
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uspsunofficial · 1 year
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bringin spicyberry their package like  []~( ̄▽ ̄)~*
The postal service is homophobic
(My girlfriend bought me a strap-on and it hasn’t arrived yet)
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uspsunofficial · 1 year
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omg bro you okay?!
The turkeys of Boston.
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uspsunofficial · 1 year
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👌📪👍
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I be out there stuffin' lady's boxes daily.
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uspsunofficial · 1 year
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it’s taking the scenic route
guys i think my package is lost
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uspsunofficial · 1 year
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there’s a large beetle in the cab
why is erimail taking so long to deliver 🤨
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uspsunofficial · 1 year
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making a playlist for the floor that’s just covers of Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger
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uspsunofficial · 1 year
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@the person who ordered mealworms
sorry, I was hungry
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uspsunofficial · 1 year
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everyone at the post office has dyslexia. if you don’t have dyslexia when you sign on, Congratulations! it will be assigned to you during orientation
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uspsunofficial · 1 year
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this sometimes happens when a carrier is bit while doing their route. it usually wears off by their next shift
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uspsunofficial · 1 year
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This is our summer uniform!
in winter we wear this + ear muffs!
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WHO AT THE USPS PITCHED THIS 😂
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uspsunofficial · 1 year
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Proud to announce our employee of the month!
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