this started as a joke but then i started actually thinking about it and now im really annoyed that IDs have this one letter that doesnt mean anything for cis people and is a huge pain in the ass for trans people when we could instead have literally lifesaving information so emergency medical services could just check ur wallet to see which blood to give you so you dont die or whatever But No

National Alert⚠️

Do U fuck with me

(backseating you at the mortar and pestle) man you aint even squarshing it

Sometimes a creative outlet is a fun little hobby and sometimes it's a lifelong affliction. Like I crochet because making little woven animals sparks joy and I'm a writer whether I like it or not because I'm tormented by visions

the legendary DMX and his orchid growing hobby.

San Francisco Dyke March 2007 by amaratala

ok

​dykes of the world we must objectify each other it’s literally all we have left

Me wirh Beef Wellington

loveforyouislargerthantheusualromanticloveitslikeareligionitsterrifyingnoonewilleverwanttosleepwithyou.com/careers

Nothing but respect for my president

"Mirror" by Rita Dove

job interviewer: ok thats all for me do you have any questions before we move on?

me: what if a dracula show up 😰

interviewer: omg fuck😖 no. just no.

Homestuck is weird bc if you just read the plot synopsis on Wikipedia, it’s overly complicated and makes no sense. But if you read Homestuck from the beginning, it boils you like a frog. You don't even really notice how increasingly convoluted the plot is getting. Several Acts in and youre saying shit like “The doomed-timeline Dave that post-retcon Jade dated is a different version of the Dave that fused with an alien catgirl” like it's the most reasonable thing in the world