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WHAT THE ENTIRE FUCK

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currently obsessing over: these chaotic photos of circus clown Lou Jacobs teaching classes at the Ringling Bro's clown college

#not allowing anyone to forget the slap in slapstick

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i go to gay art school and also just only yesterday heard that the college has a thriving tumblr social scene. i suddenly feel like a shrimp that doesn't realize how much bigger of a gay coral reef im in online, and is just like dancing in my hole in the coral. and absolutely not tagging my schools stuff in anything because i want to remain undiscovered

#my post

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Giant Siphonophores really out here doing the most, and somehow also the least

Love to sea it

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not to enforce gender roles but a computer should NOT fucking have apps okay. if I wanted an app I'd go on my phone my laptop is for Programs. I mean this.

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#i dont think it's niche i think there's just More Than Twelve common animals #i had a giraffe <3 #and a love of giraffes when younger #his name was giraffe #i still have him in a tub in my storage closet at my moms house #im going to claim him and keep him nice once I have a PLACE #vs just being at school where shit gets destroyed

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kids were roleplaying with minecraft figurines and one of them had their figure go up to the other and say “i’m in love with you” and the other one replied “sword slash to the chest. and you’re on fire”

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crossfaded on a pastry + a little drinky drink

#this is the wonders of edibles and mixed drinks #one can be crossed at a tea party

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I think they would've been friends

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The US military emitted 640 times as much CO2 as Taylor Swift last year

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doing space missions with a ragtag crew but if I'm being honest I hate all of their fucking guts. we are not making an unlikely family I want to kill these people

#this is what reading iain m banks has felt like so far

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Dude I can’t believe that the avatar is bald he’s bald oh my god he’s fucking bald he’s so aerodynamic it’s crazy he’s bald ohhh nooo baaaald