Maybe we should order in next time, punk kid 😅🍜

me every time someone says anything to me

personally i think if you stick your fingers into my enclosure i have the right to bite you, and i will, and i will do it hard 

Are you calling the Police

I Am Celibate

Concept: fairy tale where the wicked step-parent (who is of course also some sort of warlock) transforms the princess into a swan, as one does, but rather than running off to mope around in a lake and be beautifully tragic, the princess decides to stick around the palace and cause problems on purpose.

dude….. BRo….. if ball is life then…. you are my ball

having a hyperfixation feels like this image

A cartoon by Will McPhail.

okay so the plan is

-opening night of cats, sneak in by buying tix to a different movie (avoid contributing money to the death of art)

-pop an edible

-meet god

Yes I have a nightly routine it’s called being Insane in my room till I pass out

butches do not have to be ultra tall and muscular and buff to be butch. butch has no body type. butch has no facial structure. please stop invalidating other butches based on what you find most attractive in them