“there’s a series of checks and balances to prevent the president from doing whatever they want”

talking to someone with an open mind is seriously one of my favorite things because there’s never an end to what u can talk about and learn

Some guy today mentioned he was in a band to me and I watched him get visibly uncomfortable when I didn’t ask him anything about it. He kept trying to bring the conversation around to his band and I wasn’t budging.

‪No offense but Judas Juda ah ah Judas Gaga‬

Tracking Service, as helpfully as possible: Your order is out for delivery! It should arrive by 8 PM today!

Me, sitting by the door at 8:12 AM: pakige

i love people who get excited about stars

me: *put two rocks next to each other* fall in love

My Brain: Eat

Me: Okay, what should we make?

My Brain: No make!!! Only eat.

Good game. Good game. Good game. Good game.

This is what happens when you have children, they take over your music

me rollerblading into my therapist’s office this week with sunglasses and a piña colada: maurice, you’re not gonna fucking believe this,