How many fish would I have to hold for you to swipe right on my dating profile

Not sure if you’re more princess or queen or if it even really matters, all I know is that I love you and I’m lucky to call you a best friend. Forever grateful you found Luke, don’t know where any of us would be without you. Happy birthday. ❤️ @alexishem

*puts my cold hands on your neck so you see how cold my hands are*

no he’s my best friend

No more feelings til next year.

Five years ago these kids dragged us to the courthouse on a whim. There were more than a few ‘are you sure’s that floated around that day. But @alexishem and @hemmingbirdx never had any doubt about each other since the day they met. I don’t know where I stand on the whole one true love idea, but I know whatever they have is something that only happens once in a millennium. I’m surprisingly glad I get to experience every tooth achingly sweet bit of it. Congratulations, you two. It’s not been a walk in the park but the love you two have for each other is inspirational. Happy anniversary. ❤️

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Tourin. 🙂✌️

Happy birthday to the greatest guy I’ve ever met, my road trip bud for life (I’m the passenger princess)

Fuckin love ya killer x @hemmingbirdx

We are the best damn band that’s ever played right here.

10/10.

What a night. I feel extremely honored to be surrounded by such musical geniuses—to be some small part in making music that deserves to be played for decades.

@wherespikachu @eeniemeeniemikeymo @hemmingbirdx you three are incredible. I’ll tell you every day.

Think all of my friends will agree when I say without Maggie, an integral part of my happiness would be palpably missing. And that’s the only good thing I’ll ever say, because her head is big enough as it is. I love you (but only sometimes), happy birthday @barbieindisguise.

Happy birthday to my best friend. ❤️ @hemmingbirdx

@hemmingbirdx I know you’re married but marry me next.

Found the wildflowers. 🌼