A Vulcan named Stork works at the Terran adoption agency. Parents always request that he be the one to deliver their child to them.
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i'm sorry but this is the only submission to this trend that i'll consider giving any thought to
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Tumblr can also have the Ron doodle. As a treat
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*gathers all of the people in the world who write the number 7 with a little dash in the center of it so I can study them like little critters and find out what makes them do that*
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It's easy to think you'd be able to do something when you know that you'd never have to actually do it.
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The minute I saw this I knew it was for tumblr
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which is definitely not an omen
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why did no one tell me quantum computers looked like that
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i'm sorry but this is the only submission to this trend that i'll consider giving any thought to
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I love seeing neil gaiman answer questions on here because the questions or comments are usually really long and detailed and particular and his answers are pretty much always 'sure, thanks whatevs.' Like just really short sentences that sometimes don't even answer the main point of the ask and it's so funny to me
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Reblogging would be a great help, but don鈥檛 feel pressured to
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biologist here! why are plants green? well they suck up air from the sky (blue) and mix it with the sunlight (yellow) i fucking love science.
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The fact that homelessness is controversial tells you everything you need to know about conservatives.
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