the first sentient robot to realize deceased humans and animals can’t be repaired or backed up on a server is gonna be so devastated
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ALL MINDS ARE ROTTEN, BUT THEY ARE ROTTEN IN SO MANY DIFFERENT WAYS!
(sideblog to @careculate)
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You find a strange piece of paper on your doorstep, with the words "A TOTALLY SERIOUS RP BLOG FOR THE M/ONSTER PROM AND M/ONSTER CAMP NARRATOR, SIDEBLOG TO @careculate." Sounds like spam mail. You quickly disregard it as such, by drop kicking the paper into the nearest gutter to live with the non-sentient rats, where all spam mail belongs.
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… DOESN’T CARE MUCH ABOUT WHO YOU ARE AS
LONG AS YOU TWO ARE ROMANTICALLY COMPATIBLE.
IND. | SEL. | PRIV. 18+ ONLY. ABOUT/RULES DOC.
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LAZY. CHILL. SOCIALLY AWKWARD. TIRED. A NERD.
indie, selective, and private. written by mint. sideblog to @careculate. 18+ only.
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“While I do not wish to spoil your fun, Friend Miranda, I do not think being in water is very good for my. . .anything.”
@sideblogstation replied to your post:
Cal rn: O_O
“Yes, I know you are just as excited as me to join myself underwater! That is precisely why we must do this sooner rather than later!!”
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“Friend Miranda, your desire to free me brings tears to my metaphorical eyes— but I’ve come to appreciate Friend Camp Director Miss Weaving’s office for what it is.. my second home.”
{ upcmingorganic }
“I have spent far too much time on the “inside”, I’m afraid this is the only life I know now.”
“I would have you pardoned! I would fund a coup inside the nation that is keeping you imprisoned and install a puppet leader!! Please, Calculester, I cannot go on with you unlawfully trapped in such a way!!!! There has to be something I can do!!!”
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@royalreef / @foulflames NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
“I have spent far too much time on the “inside”, I’m afraid this is the only life I know now.”
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HE’S BEEN CONFISCATED (AGAIN).
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Cal’s stats!
SMARTS : 20+
BOLDNESS : 10
CREATIVITY : 2
CHARM : 6
FUN : 17
MONEY : 15
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“Oh my!”
“In that case, I hope you’re prepared– that’s a rather involved process. ”
upcmingorganic:
“You’re right!”
“Thank you, Friend Amira, for preventing me from stopping the maintenance of our forest.”
“It seems the flames are not the only thing raising the temperature!”
“ … i’m sensin’ that i’m growin’ some OTHER KIND of tree. ”
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“You’re right!”
“Thank you, Friend Amira, for preventing me from stopping the maintenance of our forest.”
“It seems the flames are not the only thing raising the temperature!”
upcmingorganic:
@foulflames they respawn its ok :)
“And the trees are.. okay with this?”
“ ‘COURSE ! fire removes low-growing underbrush, cleans the forest floor of debris, opens it up to sunlight, and nourishes the soil ! it’s good for the OTHER trees that’ll come up next ! ”
“ also YOU CAN LOOK AT MY BOOBS if you want. ”
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@dizzyizzyharper "I KNOW RIGHT??!?!"
“My distress levels are incalculable- I did not think that was even possible.”
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@foulflames they respawn its ok :)
“And the trees are.. okay with this?”
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“The trees!”
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“—There we go, all done!”
“Did I miss anything?”
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Cal is so cute someone has to tell him
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