pokémon game plots will forever be some of the wildest things to grasp for me. a bunch of environmentalists dressing up like pirates actually almost drown the world. oh yeah you can also dress up your pikachu in silly outfits and pick berries for them. jeff bezos creates a death laser using gods to try and destroy france. oh yeah you can also participate in cutsy pageants w your pokémon and yassify your poodle. meanwhile, in hawaii, aliens sent by your girlfriend’s abusive mom are trying to kill everything and many of them look like lovecraftian horrors. have fun surfing on manta rays though. meanwhile, in meiji era japan, you have to battle The Devil from The Bible TWICE because this loser who’s been Just There the whole game has religious trauma and wants to fistfight god. everything wants to KILL YOU and you’re getting paid minimum wage for groundbreaking scientific research. GOD from THE BIBLE gives you an iphone -11 reality is BREAKING NOW GO CATCH 20 BIDOOF AND THREE LAKE SPIRITS

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i think the PLA protagonist should've been allowed to attack and kill people with their bare hands

aw look she’s learning metronome :D

SHIT

"The sweetness of her voice speaks to Volo's love for her."

Then perhaps he'd like to hear it himself when it matters most.

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left it a little open ended because i couldnt decide how exactly this happens:

1) arceus straight up does give him the ability to understand pokemon. it does not consider this either a blessing or a curse. it is simply allowing him to hear what they've been saying this whole time.

2) going off how iris only understands the hearts of dragons as opposed to n's ability to directly translate, maybe understanding pokemon is some sort of hyper-empathy thing. volo gains such a strong connection with his pokemon through fighting god he can actually understand what they feel

3) his guilty conscience catches up with him and he's imagining this just based on what n told him

either way. get guilt tripped idiot

Thinking about Volo being in every Legends game. He swore to accomplish his goal, and I think it'd be cool and fun if Game Freak somehow continued that plot by weaving him throughout the whole Legends series.

i was inspired

Hello I've come to make an announcement. VOLO IS A BITCH-ASS MOTHER FUCKER! He tried to steal my fucking plates. That's right. He took his stupid fuckin' hat off and he tried to steal my fucking plates! and he said his hair was "Thiiiss cool" and I said: "That's disgusting!" so I'm making a call out post on the request board. Ginkgo Guild Volo, You've got stupid hair! It looks like this Celebi except waayyyy stupider! and guess what? Here's what my hair looks like! That's right baby! All fluff, two points, no imitation. Look at that! it looks like two horns and a Zigzagoon! He tried to steal my plates, so guess what? I'm gonna steal his legendary! That's right that's what you get! My super origin ball! Except I'm not gonna catch Giratina, I'm gonna go higher! I'm gonna catch the horse!!! How do you like that Kamado?! I captured Arceus you Idiot! You have twenty three hours before the sPPPace time distortions consume the fucking guild. Now get out of my sight before the distortions get you too!

He's surely an angel!

attempting to give volo some swag

“I can’t tell either of you apart half the time because I don’t go by height, age, or appearance. I go by who’s a bigger pain in my ass! Which makes them all identical.”

— Y/n to Kamado and Volo.

grabbing myself by the scruff of the neck and forcing myself to at least skim read a longform post or piece of text that i just scrolled past despite thinking it sounded interesting because it's "too long" i will NOT contribute to my own attention deficiency and limit my general knowledge and critical thinking skills by needing information spoonfed to me in bitesize pieces to be able to digest it i will NOT

Remember that post about Pokémon's villains together being a bunch of random dudes in a suit and Ghecis being, well, Ghecis?

I took the liberty to update it, it's just getting funnier

No, no no no dude you do not have to do that please stand up, a verbal apology would have been enough bro pls stand up

I pity whoever Kamado married/marries because damn you gotta wake next to THAT!? I'm so sorry, babe....