I had a dream last night, where we went out for dinner with a friend, and their partner.
This friend had gained a LOT of weight.
An unrealistic, dream-world amount of weight.
We sat in a booth, but somehow he fit. We were talking and after a while his partner went to the washroom, and he looked at me and said "we're aiming for 900lbs by next year."
We ended up feeding him a fair bit. In dream logic, the table had disappeared, and his belly was big enough to cover my lap like a blanket. Soft, heavy, warm belly resting and sagging around my lap.
We stayed in the restaurant a while, just feeding him and playing with his giant belly, which was keeping me pinned to my seat.
My current apartment just has a single hot plate and a toaster oven as my kitchen set up (and a microwave and kettle), so cooking properly is simply out the window.
Yay housing crisis!
I'm curious. Reblog this if you know how to cook
I don’t even care if it’s macaroni, ramen or those little bowls you stick in the microwave. Please, I need reassurance that most of the population on tumblr WOULDN’T STARVE TO DEATH if their parents couldn’t fix them food or they couldn’t go out to eat.
What abt a feeder (also not looking for a relationship or anything sexual) who wants to feed you, rub and kiss your belly and eat off it and cuddle and that’s it? 👀