trying 2 find the crime of being small poem bc my partner just killed a spider bc she was too impatient to wait for me to put it outside like usual and im irrationally angry and need to show her it
on that note why is there NO medical privacy in Starfleet? there’s like no private exam rooms or hospital beds in any sickbays. random people walk into the room in the middle of exams all the time and the doctors will just share diagnoses in a room full of people. like wtf what if I didn’t need my supervisor knowing that I have IBS or im pregnant with an alien or whatever????? captains will just ask doctors for updates on someone’s condition and immediately get them?
TIL “Yankee Doodle” was written by the British to mock americans. “Doodle” is thought to come from the German “dödel”, meaning “fool” or “simpleton” and “macaroni,” a flamboyantly stylish type of dress, painting the Yankees as morons who thought placing a feather in one’s cap made them a “dandy.”
if i were running paramount i would not argue with a 5’7” man with unlimited charisma i would just say here you go baby have that second submarine have three take a year and ride a motorcycle off a cliff in norway don’t worry about it it’s all covered