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Rewatching the Deadly Assassin with a buddy
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i can’t stop thinking about this page from a dr who book i found
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"Isn't it weird that [thing humans commonly eat] is poisonous to literally every domesticated animal" I mean, there's a pretty good chance that [thing humans commonly eat] is at least mildly poisonous to humans, too. One of our quirks as a species is that we think our food is bland if it doesn't have enough poison in it.
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Mauro C. Martinez (American, 1986) - Trust (2022)
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Theta: “Headmaster I need to change advisors, Lord Borusa is extremely homophobic towards me and my boyfriend, Koschei. He will not let us sit together.”
Headmaster: “I find that hard to believe Mr. Theta considering he’s the gayest Professor we have on tenure.”
Borusa: “LORD HEADMASTER, MY WORTH ON THIS FACULTY IS NOT MEASURED BY-”
Headmaster: “Lord Borusa you are the only person here who has not even dated a Timelady.”
Borusa: “….”
Borusa: “I simply did not want to bother our *lovely Timeladies* and their grace. They work very hard for our planets continuance. I respect them very much….from a distance…”
Headmaster: “….”
Borusa: “….”
Theta: 🤨
Headmaster: “Exactly, anyways, Theta Sigma have you considered-
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He’s so annoyed and bitch I would be too???? How tf you gonna come into my office and tell me how to do my job? AND YOUR GONNA SWEET TALK THE ANNOYING ASS CASTELLAN IN MY OFFICE????
“Fucking up my routine with a bitch ass scarf and a nasty attitude”
The Invasion of Time is just Borusa having a really stressful day because That Particular Student of his does NOT want to follow the “Be Inducted as Lord President Routine” and instead wants to use Forbidden Key for Crimes He Caused. Borusa just wants his routines followed and to be gay and do chancellor things and not Run With Asshole Student.
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The Invasion of Time is just Borusa having a really stressful day because That Particular Student of his does NOT want to follow the “Be Inducted as Lord President Routine” and instead wants to use Forbidden Key for Crimes He Caused. Borusa just wants his routines followed and to be gay and do chancellor things and not Run With Asshole Student.
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being obsessed with a character is so fucking embarrassing like I'll be getting dressed in the morning like "I bet the 12th doctor would wear these socks" bitch shut the fuck up
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rb this and tell me what ur accent is. this has no purpose except the fact i just realized i could have like... mutuals with cockney accents or newfoundland accents or something and thats just wild
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