Creepy Koi

This Koi found in a Chinese lake has some unique markings.

me too buddy

I have never seen an animal sleep in such a cursed way what

Spakgetthi

I'm the strongest! :3

been stuck at the car hospital for five hours, reading peoples' reactions to the elon musk horse sex article just to stay alive

me: Storytime—I Bought That Mysterious Amulet You Said Was Cursed ‼️‼️

my apprentice: why are you talking like that

me:

my apprentice: is it the curse

me: My Apology Video (I F*cked Up!) 😱 Should Have Listened To My Apprentice 😭

Smeeking on my flower

does mattie have a punchnis? or just a peeline?

does mattie have a penis? or just a punchline

What?

Every few seconds we have to close our eyelids for a moment to keep our eyeballs moist and on paper that's a trivial detail in the grand scheme of our complex biology but if a fake cartoon human never blinks it bothers us so all cartoonists have to add the blinking even though it takes only a frame or two. I just think that's really interesting. If there's aliens and they make cartoons do they have anything like that? Zoblop your characters aren't gloobering, how could you forget to make them gloober, no one wants to watch stiff freaky ungloobering characters, Zoblop you need to go back to space calarts

you won't fool me, beast

MY CAR