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I think I don't talk about Lincoln Li-Wilson enough, even though he is my favourite pc of season 2 (What can I say, I'm a paladin through and through) but I do want to say that every time that speedrun episode comes back to hunt him something in me dies.
Like.
This is a grownass man in his teenage body. He had lived a full life and now he has to do it again, he lost so much because everything he ever had wasn't real.
Imagine if Chelsea is like a real person that comes back, what would he even say to them?
Ocarina of time lookingass.
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Hero is short for Heron because Sparrow really tried to carry in the animal names tradition
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Y’all remember when Jimmy told the story of how he passed out at a fast food place after playing WoW all day, ate and then biked home to play more WoW? And Freddie said that’s the first time he’s ever heard that story?? And it was told directly after talking about their fathers book??? Because I lose it when I think about that. Fuck.
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100 bad days makes 100 good stories….
I haven’t listened to the finale yet, I’m not ready to let them go yet 😭
Let the rolls be ever in their favour….
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I think Taylor and Link should hang out more :)
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I have some great news for Henry Oak
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*PUNCHES THE AIR AS I SOB* I AM REGULAR I AM SANE I AM FINE I’MMMMMMMM
Listwn. LISTEN. He is/was canonically a part of the cheer squad which means he HAS THE STRENGTH TO LIFT SOMEONE. LI S T EN
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Hermie the Unworthy lives by the mentality that you can flirt yourself into main character status
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hey. hey. whatever you do don’t think about the Oak-Garcia’s taking Darryl and Grant to their first pride parade.
Bc I know for a fact the Oak-Garcia’s go every year, without fail, have since before the twins were born. They know their way around, and I feel Darryl and Grant would be overwhelmed if they went alone their first time.
So Darryl hears there’s going to be a pride parade in their town, he calls up the other dads and sees if anyone else is going, bc he wants to take Grant and support his son (and is also maybe a little curious for himself as well..)
Henry calls back and he’s like oh yeah me and Mercedes Oak-Garcia go every year, you and Grant can absolutely come with us, we’d love to show you around!! and Darryl is so grateful bc he wouldn’t know where to start on his own.
and then they pull up to the Oak-Garcia’s house, and Henry and the twins are already out in the yard, Henry wearing his trans flag like a cape, glitter all over the twins faces as they’re decked out in rainbow gear.
Mercedes comes out of the house, pan flag painted on her cheek, and they all get in the car.
They get to pride, and oh my god Darryl’s never seen anything like this. There’s people with scars on their chest, people with hair dyed as flag colors, glitter and sweat is EVERYWHERE.
He sees the smiles on peoples faces. The smile on his son’s face. Despite the heat, despite the noise, this place feels like home, in a way he can’t describe.
and Grant hasn’t looked this happy since before the forgotten realms.
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I like the "Willy is scary's patron" theory, especially because scary wouldn't take any smack talk from this random old guy telling her to do things.
I think one conversation with scary would cause willy to short circuit.
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