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unmakxr · 8 hours
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(( question.
can all abra.hamic-based priests bless water or is that only a catholi.c thing
asking for curiosity. and future joke reasons. ))
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unmakxr · 8 hours
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@convenientkeystorage replied...
Now Unicron himself is the jingle ball.
( THIS EXISTENCE IS TORTURE )
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unmakxr · 8 hours
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It freezes, crouched on all fours and tail stuck mid lash.
Wings begin to clatter. No slow start, just the omnious rattle of incoming doom.
And that, dear doctor, is your two-second warning before it violently flings itself towards the nearest wall, all too eager to squash.
But don't worry; nearby helpful plot-device Rodicron got an absolutely baller photo.
Oh, what a hunt this would be.
It's bucking, tossing itself, and rolling about, forever jingling all the way. It's suitably panicked, of course, but seems to be unable to identify where the bells are sounding.
Panic makes feral beasts of us all.
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unmakxr · 9 hours
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It hisses, all teeth and drool.
It sees that crowbar. It knows where they go. The Pilot uses them all the time and it does not like them.
It'll just back up, wings flipped forward to keep an optic open. That's a pretty big don't, it'd say.
@anotherhumanpet replied...
Does it need help with the jingling? Jaden will attempt a removal if there is distress.
Well, yes, it is rather distressed.
But extracting a small bell from the throat-crop of a frantic, bus-sized beast probably isn't a great idea.
Or a safe one, anyway.
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unmakxr · 9 hours
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Oh, what a hunt this would be.
It's bucking, tossing itself, and rolling about, forever jingling all the way. It's suitably panicked, of course, but seems to be unable to identify where the bells are sounding.
Panic makes feral beasts of us all.
@heartspurred replied...
peeks around the corner ... target acquired ...
Said target is hunched over, twitchy, and jingly.
Are ye truly prepared to tame this beast?
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unmakxr · 9 hours
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@anotherhumanpet replied...
Does it need help with the jingling? Jaden will attempt a removal if there is distress.
Well, yes, it is rather distressed.
But extracting a small bell from the throat-crop of a frantic, bus-sized beast probably isn't a great idea.
Or a safe one, anyway.
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unmakxr · 9 hours
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@heartspurred replied...
peeks around the corner ... target acquired ...
Said target is hunched over, twitchy, and jingly.
Are ye truly prepared to tame this beast?
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unmakxr · 9 hours
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Five minutes later, the ball is torn apart and there are no merry, cheery jingles.
On the negative side, there's a bell stuck in its crop.
It's taking that constant noise very well.
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unmakxr · 9 hours
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It gently, oh so gently, pushes a jingly ball with the tip of a claw.
The light, cheery jingle settles back into silence seconds after.
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unmakxr · 10 hours
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( Inferior blood, that. )
But one hand is raised, wrist held out. Stone-chip veins glimmer beneath plates and corpse-cables.
( Blood for blood, then. Some of mine for some of your's. Such seems fair for each of our purposes. )
A threat, a promise, a worrying possibility. But such is the way of Devils; value is dependant on opinion and need. Value can be found in the uncertainty of future plans too.
Perhaps its dislike for certain individuals helps that value as well.
( Or you stop yourself. )
Is it a con when there is little intent? Is it a con when it is merely doubt worming its way in?
Megatron won't die easily. Shared blood, in the way that doesn't matter, made sure of that. But each offlining hurts him anyway, so there's no skin off its back to encourage such things.
Presumptuous brat has it coming anyway.
( Doctors are excellent at dealing death. He had to figure out every wound, every cut made; all without intent, all on a whim. Surely, you can find a weakness. )
( Or a place to irritate, at least. )
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unmakxr · 18 hours
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No, it can't actually make much noise.
But it can if it stuffs a living thing into its crop and squeezes.
rip that fox, I guess.
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unmakxr · 18 hours
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TINNY SHRIEKING FROM INSIDE A GARBAGE CAN
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unmakxr · 1 day
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unmakxr · 1 day
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More of you followed Unicron's smut rag than Rung's.
Feel the shame, you weirdos.
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unmakxr · 1 day
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( Do not presume your worth to the Gods. )
( And don't call on them when they just woke up due to a gravitational yank. )
( Moron. )
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unmakxr · 1 day
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Also it doesn't like Megatron.
Any of them. One especially, but the one that decided stuffing a spark-snuffer into himself is close.
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unmakxr · 1 day
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Sometimes, the goal is as simple and self-destructive as inciting mayhem.
Doubt whispers all the same.
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